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[ Drumroll ]

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[ Fanfare Music ]

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[ Fanfare Music Ends ]

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[ Gong Sounds ]

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¶¶ [ Men Singing In Latin ]

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¶¶ [ Ends ]

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All right, boys.

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Meow!

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[ Woman Laughing ]

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[ Dogs Whining ]

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[ Whimpering And Barking ]

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[ Barking ]

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Don't fight. Don't fight.

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Oh, to the left.

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- [ Gasping ]
- [ Moans ]

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¶¶ [ Moaning Becomes
Singing High Note ]

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¶¶ [ High Note Continues ]

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¶¶ [ Hip-hop On Radio ]

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Bring mama home, baby!
Bring mama home, baby!

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¶¶ [ Stops ]
Yes!

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Jazmin!
Say my name, baby.

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- Jazmin Nellie Mae Biltmore!
- Oh, yes! Full address!

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[ Moaning ]
Fine, but you made me do it.

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[ Moaning Continues ]

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Oh, yeah!
Oh, yes!

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- Ooh! What's cooking?
- Soy oatmeal.

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- [ Groans ]
- Come on. Get up
before you late for work.

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Stacey's gonna
be down there
blowin' any minute,

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and you need to be ready
when she comes.

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Hell, I'm trying to,
but your ass keep
waking me up...

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before I get there,
you filthy bitch!

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Damn. Bitch can't even
get none in her own dreams.

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Good morning, beautiful.

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We'll pick up
where we left off tomorrow.

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Maybe if you stuck
to one of your diets...

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you could get some
in real life.

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I hate skinny bitches.

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[ Jazmin Narrating ]
Ever since we were little girls,

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my cousin Mia was a bone,
and I was slightly larger.

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While our mothers were out
makin' a livin',

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Grandma Nellie practically
raised us as sisters.

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But I hated Mia
all through elementary school...

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because she would just stand by
and watch as her skinny friends
called me names...

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and terrorized me just 'cause
I ain't look like that.

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[ All ]
¶ Fatty, fatty, two-by-four ¶

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¶ Can't get through
the cafeteria door ¶

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Besides Grandma,
my only friend was--

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[ Young Jazmin ]
God, please help me
lose weight.

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[ Jazmin ]
But he didn't seem
to be listening.

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By junior high school,
I was a solid 200 pounds,

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and my school-yard entourage
consisted of a whopping
three people--

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me, myself and I.

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Life as a skinny girl bull's-eye
was pretty much routine...

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until one day this real prissy
girl named Quaniqua Jackson...

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called me a fat bitch
in front of Benji Ross.

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Now, it wasn't the first time
I'd been called that,

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but calling me that
in front of my future husband,
baby, that required action.

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I don't know what took over me,
but the next thing I knew,

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Miss Quaniqua Jackson
was seein' stars.
[ Man ] ¶ Right hook ¶

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Now, I learned a very
valuable lesson that day,
and that was...

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if I couldn't get respect
because I wasn't a stick,
¶ Out Cold ¶

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then I'd get respect
because I was a stone.
¶ Too cold, black out ¶¶

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[ Deejay On Radio ]
What's up, L.A.?
Good morning.

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Time to get up and go
to work. It's another beautiful
day in Southern California,

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and you better leave on time
'cause traffic is a mother.

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[ Horn Beeping ]
[ Jazmin ]
I'm coming, girl!

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[ Stacey ]
Come on!
All right.

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- [ Horn Beeps ]
- As soon as I find
something to wear.

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[ Grunting ]

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All right.

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[ Grunting ]
Damn it! What the hell?

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¶ She's a brick house ¶
[ Cloth Rips ]

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I swear these clothes
are shrinking.

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[ Thinking ]
No, porky, your big ass
just gettin' fatter.

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- ¶ Oh, she's a brick house ¶
- [ Horn Beeping ]

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I'm coming, Stace!
Damn!

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[ Grunting ]
¶ The lady's stacked
and that's a fact ¶

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¶ Ain't holding
nothing back ¶
I need some Crisco.

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¶ Ow, she's
a brick house ¶
Oh! Is this the wrong hole?

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Wait a minute.
Oh, sh--
¶ Well, we're together ¶

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[ Screams ]
¶ Everybody knows ¶

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[ Grunting ]
¶ This is how
the story goes ¶

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¶ How can she lose
those things she use
36-24-36 ¶

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¶ Ow, what a winning hand
She's a brick house ¶

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Not my sexiest combo,
but I still look good.
¶ She's the one, the only one ¶

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Too hot for 'em, Jaz.
¶ Who's built like an Amazon ¶

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¶ Oh, a brick house ¶¶

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Child, come on
before we get late.
All right.

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I ain't gonna carpool
with you no more
if you can't be on time.

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All right, all right,
all right, all right, all right.
I couldn't find nothing to wear.

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All them clothes
in your closet?

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Ain't my fault
the stores make all
the cute stuff in junior sizes.

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-That should tell you somethin'.
-Yeah, I need to keep
sewing my own shit.

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- Or that fat girls can't wear
everything skinny girls can.
- I ain't fat.

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- I'm sexy succulent.
- Get in the car.

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[ Laughs ]

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[ Woman ]
¶ So luscious ¶

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¶ So luscious ¶

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[ Horns Honking ]
¶ So luscious ¶

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[ Continues On Radio ]
¶ My body, uh, uh, my body ¶

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See, this is why we need
to start leaving earlier.

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Cookie?

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You know I'm trying
to stick to my diet.

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Oh, okay, now,
if I order an exercise video...

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and 10 bottles
of Metabo Pills,

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I could win me a trip
to Palm Springs.

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One of them
sweepstakes entries.

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It's like all them other
diet products you got--
gimmicks.

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All right, but you ain't gonna
be saying that when I get
bootylicious like Beyoncé.

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I think you got her beat
in the booty department.

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[ Snickers ]
Give me these
damn cookies.

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Uh, hi.
Hey, sweetie.

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Could you tell me
which one of these shirts,

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um, goes better
with these jeans?

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[ Chuckles ]
Come on, baby.
Let's go get you a money outfit.

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Excuse me.
Excuse me, miss.
Yeah?

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Can I get
your honest opinion?

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Sure.
Do I look fat in this?

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[ Thinking ]
No, Twiggy, I look fat in this.
You look ugly in that.

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It's a perfect fit.
[ Giggling ]
Thanks. I'll take it!

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[ Laughing, Grunts ]

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I hate skinny bitches.

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You took the words
right out of my mouth.

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That's a damn shame.

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Brother know he need to be
spending his hard-earned
money on a sister.

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If I see another white girl
with one of our men, I swear
I'm gonna shoot somebody.

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Better get
your gun cocked.
What?

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[ Woman Giggling ]
Oh, hell, no.

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[ Thinking ]
O.J. didn't
teach you nothin'.

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[ Woman ]
¶ I was born
to be a runway model ¶

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¶ So blonde, so thin
so everything ¶

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¶ All the guys want me ¶¶

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Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!

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My hair!
Did it get me?

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[ Thinking ]
Breathe. Count to 10.
Breathe. Count to 10.

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Why don't people watch
where they're drinking?

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[ Man ]
You still look good.

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Stay calm. Here. Here.
Take my car, go change...

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and just be back
before lunch.

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Who can even fit
in a size zero?

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A bitch with no ass,
no thighs and hips
as wide as my forearms.

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Come on, girl.
Let's go to lunch.
Can't. I just sent Kelly.

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I need you to go work
in the plus-size department
until she gets back.

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No, Stace, no.
I can't go work
in that department.

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Look at that
pitiful-ass excuse
for fashion over there.

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Stace, even you
don't wear that stuff.

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Who do they actually believe
is gonna buy that shit?

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See what I mean?
Now, how's she gonna
get a man in that?

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We probably
look like that.

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But she waddles.
We don't waddle.

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Do we?
Hell, no,
we don't waddle.

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Now, we might jiggle
just a little,

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but we don't waddle.

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Good.
[ Chuckles ]

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Ooh, Miss Thing!

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I will work
the hell out of that top,
and I'm straight as an arrow.

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- You like it, Ramón?
- Girl, I love it.
It is phat.

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P-H-A-T.
"Pretty, hot and thick."

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Okay, bitch. I didn't know where
you was goin' with that "phat."
Thank you.

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And while you bullshittin',
I heard that man over there...

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is the head buyer of
the whole Bloomfeld's.

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You need to go on over there
and show him your sketches
and flatter him...

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into launching
you a line, girl.

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The one next to dickface?
Yeah, but I wouldn't call him
that when you go over there.

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[ Jazmin ]
Think I should go over?
[ Ramón ] Damn right, girl.

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Yeah, Jaz, go over there.
Show him your sketches, girl.
Be bold.

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Mm-hmm.
Well,
come with me, Stace.

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No.
See?

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All right, let's do it.
Okay, give me the pound.

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Okay. All right now.
All right,
here we go.

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Get up on his grille.
Sell him that stuff.

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[ Ramón ]
Oh, no.

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Yes, Jazmin?
What can I do for you?

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Well, actually,
I wanted to talk to him.

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Is that the head buyer
of Bloomfeld's?

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And that information is
pertinent to you because?

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Well, I want to show him
my fashion design sketches.
Absolutely not.

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Robert Myer is an
extremely busy man...

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and doesn't have time
to entertain your
amateur sketches.

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Maybe he can just
take a look and tell me
if I've got potential.

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I got this whole
book of plus-size designs.

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Since our plus-size selection
could use some help, I thought
he might be interested.

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I can assure you he's not.

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But he's standing right there.
Can I just talk to him?

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You wouldn't believe how many
big women come up to me
on the street every day...

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wantin' to know
where I got my outfit from.

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And frankly,
I don't give a damn.

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Look, Jazmin,
launching a clothing line
is much more than a notion...

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and takes a lot of things
that you don't have.

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Now, I have work to do
and so do you if you
appreciate your job here.

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Go... Bloomfeld's!

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I'm gonna start my line.
I'm gonna show dickface.
I'm gonna get me a bank loan.

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Jaz, girl,
you know I'm down
for you for whatever,

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but bank loans
aren't easy to get.

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They ain't just
handing 'em out.

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Then I'll do whatever
it takes, Stace.

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- You serious
about this, huh?
- Damn right I'm serious.

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I'm sorry, Ms. Biltmore,
your loan application
has been denied.

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Denied?
Uh, due to...

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insufficient
collateral.

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00:12:19,490 --> 00:12:23,230
Yes, unfortunately,
although the home that your...

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sweet Grandma Nellie
left you...

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is located in what some
might classify...

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as an upper-middle-class
neighborhood,

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uh, the bank
classifies it as
a high-risk zone.

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- You mean a "black zone."
- Ms. Biltmore,
this is not a race issue.

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No, no. We here
at First Plantation Bank
are an equal-opportunity lender.

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It says so right there
on our brochure.

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Sir, listen to me, okay?
Jazmin Biltmore don't
beg nobody,

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but I really
need this loan.

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And my clothing line
is a surefire moneymaker,
'cause big girls like myself,

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we have a hard time
finding trendy clothes to wear.

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And consequently, we have
a hard time finding dates too,
if you know what I mean.

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But, um, I didn't come
in here to get all up
in my personal business,

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but, Mr. Banker,
I ain't been laid
in nine months, hear?

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Nine long months.

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[ Clears Throat Softly ]
So if-- if you would...

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give me the loan to help me
get my line off the ground,

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not only will you get
your money back twofold,

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but you'll be helping me
solve a very big problem...

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for a lot of big girls.

222
00:13:25,514 --> 00:13:28,854
Well, Ms. Biltmore,
if finding a date
is your problem,

223
00:13:28,850 --> 00:13:31,250
may I suggest...
Jenny Craig?

224
00:13:31,252 --> 00:13:34,892
- Excuse me?
- I said, if finding a date
is your problem--

225
00:13:34,888 --> 00:13:37,148
I heard what you said.
You wanna say
that again, sucker?

226
00:13:37,156 --> 00:13:42,126
'Cause I will whip your balding
ass all around this bank! You
don't say shit like that to me.

227
00:13:42,127 --> 00:13:45,057
- Suggest Jenny Craig?
Yeah, you can suggest it.
- Security!

228
00:13:45,063 --> 00:13:47,203
- Just suggest!
- Security!

229
00:13:47,198 --> 00:13:48,298
Say something!
Say something!

230
00:13:48,299 --> 00:13:52,429
If you ever in my part of town,
your ass is whupped!
Take her out of my bank now!

231
00:13:52,436 --> 00:13:54,636
Don't you ever come
in my bank!
Get me my stuff!

232
00:13:54,638 --> 00:13:56,438
Where's my toupee?
You're probably
a cross-dresser!

233
00:13:56,439 --> 00:14:00,509
That's right! That's right!
I ain't scared!
I ain't scared of your ass!

234
00:14:00,509 --> 00:14:02,409
I will whup your ass!
Now, wait a minute.

235
00:14:02,410 --> 00:14:04,940
[ Woman ]
¶ Tonight's the night
to leave all drama behind ¶

236
00:14:04,945 --> 00:14:07,945
¶ My crew and your crew
here to have a good time
Dressed to impress ¶

237
00:14:07,948 --> 00:14:12,148
¶ The party and unwind
Head to the bar
for champagne and wine ¶

238
00:14:12,152 --> 00:14:14,492
¶ What's the occasion
celebrating humankind ¶

239
00:14:14,487 --> 00:14:17,317
¶ Oh, yeah
it's about to get started ¶¶

240
00:14:17,323 --> 00:14:19,423
Jaz, I know you're
depressed about the loan,

241
00:14:19,425 --> 00:14:23,085
but I think you need to
slow down on those drinks.

242
00:14:23,095 --> 00:14:25,225
Okay.

243
00:14:27,865 --> 00:14:31,965
Bartender,
give me another shot.
And for her--

244
00:14:31,969 --> 00:14:34,469
- Another iced tea.
- And do her a favor, baby.

245
00:14:34,471 --> 00:14:37,941
Drive it through Long Island
on your way back over here.

246
00:14:37,941 --> 00:14:41,311
And who's gonna drive us
home if we're both drunk?

247
00:14:41,311 --> 00:14:44,081
Not me.
[ Laughs ]

248
00:14:44,080 --> 00:14:46,050
Yes, um,

249
00:14:46,048 --> 00:14:50,018
I'm gonna have
a Cosmopolitan.
Whoo!

250
00:14:50,018 --> 00:14:53,518
¶¶ [ Rap, Indistinct ]

251
00:14:54,054 --> 00:15:00,064
Maybe this, uh,
fine brother'll volunteer
to drive us home.

252
00:15:01,394 --> 00:15:03,794
[ Laughs ]

253
00:15:04,930 --> 00:15:09,000
You wasn't that cute
no way, nucka!

254
00:15:09,667 --> 00:15:14,037
[ Jazmin ]
Some cheering-up session
this night turned out to be.

255
00:15:14,038 --> 00:15:17,638
Stace, pull up at that
Fat Ass Burger over there.

256
00:15:31,621 --> 00:15:34,961
Welcome to Fat Ass Burger.
May I take your Fat Ass order?

257
00:15:34,957 --> 00:15:40,087
Yes. I'm gonna have
a Skinny Ass protein burger.

258
00:15:40,095 --> 00:15:42,125
No bun, no mayo.

259
00:15:42,130 --> 00:15:43,930
And a skinny water.
And I'll have--

260
00:15:43,931 --> 00:15:49,471
She'll have what I got.
You're trying to stick
to the diet, remember?

261
00:15:49,469 --> 00:15:50,599
Yeah, I remember.

262
00:15:50,603 --> 00:15:54,713
Uh, look,
give me what she got,
but while you're at it,

263
00:15:54,707 --> 00:15:56,667
make that Skinny Ass
protein patty...

264
00:15:56,675 --> 00:15:59,975
a Fat Ass double-beef patty
with extra mayo,

265
00:15:59,978 --> 00:16:04,408
put the bun back on there,
slap on some bacon and cheese,

266
00:16:04,415 --> 00:16:07,045
and when you done,
slide up a chili dog,

267
00:16:07,050 --> 00:16:09,450
two Fat Ass fries,
a onion ring,

268
00:16:09,452 --> 00:16:13,552
a pecan pie
and a jumbo chocolate shake.

269
00:16:14,390 --> 00:16:15,990
And I'll have the same.

270
00:16:15,991 --> 00:16:20,291
What, y'all gonna need
a garbage bag to haul
all that food out?

271
00:16:20,295 --> 00:16:21,585
Excuse me?

272
00:16:21,596 --> 00:16:24,596
What, you got too much fat
around your ears to hear?

273
00:16:24,599 --> 00:16:26,629
[ Snickers ]
[ Crowd ]
Ooh.

274
00:16:27,968 --> 00:16:29,428
Oh, you punk.

275
00:16:29,436 --> 00:16:31,166
See, if you want
to bag up in here...

276
00:16:31,171 --> 00:16:34,511
with your ugly ass,
you got to come a lot
stronger than that.

277
00:16:34,507 --> 00:16:37,407
- Oh, well, let's do it.
- Well, let's do it!

278
00:16:37,409 --> 00:16:39,609
Come on, punk,
what you got?

279
00:16:39,611 --> 00:16:42,551
[ Over Speaker ]
All right.

280
00:16:42,547 --> 00:16:44,907
You so fat...

281
00:16:44,916 --> 00:16:47,246
you can't fall down.

282
00:16:47,251 --> 00:16:49,651
[ Man ]
Boo.

283
00:16:50,220 --> 00:16:52,220
You so ugly,
your birth certificate...

284
00:16:52,222 --> 00:16:55,562
is an apology letter
from the condom factory.

285
00:16:55,558 --> 00:16:57,588
[ All Laughing ]

286
00:16:57,593 --> 00:16:59,693
All right, well,
you so fat...

287
00:16:59,695 --> 00:17:05,165
that, uh, you got to sleep
on a Texas-sized mattress.
[ Laughs ]

288
00:17:07,068 --> 00:17:08,628
[ Chuckles ]

289
00:17:08,636 --> 00:17:11,466
You so ugly, when your mama
gave birth to you,

290
00:17:11,472 --> 00:17:15,172
she named you
Shit Happens.
Ooh!

291
00:17:15,175 --> 00:17:17,805
[ All Laughing ]

292
00:17:17,810 --> 00:17:20,310
All right, well,
you so fat that you need help...

293
00:17:20,312 --> 00:17:24,252
just to get out of bed
in the morning.
[ Chuckles ]

294
00:17:24,249 --> 00:17:26,479
You worked hard
on that one, didn't you?

295
00:17:26,484 --> 00:17:31,324
You so ugly that your mama
got morning sickness
after you were born.

296
00:17:31,322 --> 00:17:35,122
Boo-doo. Pow!
[ All Laughing ]

297
00:17:36,759 --> 00:17:38,359
What's wrong?
What's wrong?

298
00:17:38,360 --> 00:17:41,260
See, you can't quit now,
'cause I'm just gettin' started.

299
00:17:41,262 --> 00:17:44,662
You so ugly, that pimple
on top of your mouth...

300
00:17:44,665 --> 00:17:47,495
mistook your lips
for the crack of your ass.

301
00:17:47,501 --> 00:17:51,041
- [ All Laughing ]
- I believe that's the herpes.

302
00:17:51,037 --> 00:17:53,697
I don't want no damn food
from you, Jack!

303
00:17:53,706 --> 00:17:56,706
Oh, you're bitchin'
up on me, Jack!

304
00:17:56,709 --> 00:17:59,479
You so damn ugly...

305
00:17:59,478 --> 00:18:02,648
that every time
your mama sees you...

306
00:18:02,647 --> 00:18:04,477
she says to your daddy,

307
00:18:04,482 --> 00:18:08,252
"Damn! I should've
just gave you head."

308
00:18:08,252 --> 00:18:12,452
[ All Laughing ]

309
00:18:15,325 --> 00:18:18,585
- I'm cool, man.
- [ Scoffs ]

310
00:18:18,594 --> 00:18:22,404
Stacey and Mia,
grab our shit.

311
00:18:23,297 --> 00:18:27,367
I guess my cousin
told you.

312
00:18:27,367 --> 00:18:32,137
She ain't tell me nothin'!
And she's still a fat bitch.

313
00:18:34,206 --> 00:18:36,436
Excuse me?

314
00:18:36,441 --> 00:18:37,671
Did you just call me a--

315
00:18:37,675 --> 00:18:42,235
That's right,
I called you a--
[ Distorted ] fat bitch!

316
00:18:45,282 --> 00:18:48,582
- [ Crowd Cheers ]
- [ Exhales ]

317
00:18:51,721 --> 00:18:54,291
[ Mia ]
That's my cousin, y'all.

318
00:18:54,290 --> 00:18:58,330
Damn! She knocked
his ass out cold.

319
00:18:59,094 --> 00:19:02,204
[ Slurping ]

320
00:19:22,283 --> 00:19:24,823
[ Laughs ]
Oh, my God.

321
00:19:25,418 --> 00:19:31,158
Take a picture next time.
It'll last longer.
Mm-mm-mm.

322
00:19:39,265 --> 00:19:43,365
[ Sighs ]
You ever wonder why everybody
has somebody else...

323
00:19:43,369 --> 00:19:44,369
except us?

324
00:19:44,370 --> 00:19:49,610
See, Stace, the reason
you don't have nobody
is the way you dress.

325
00:19:49,608 --> 00:19:51,138
Now, you want a man?

326
00:19:51,142 --> 00:19:54,212
You know,
show a little cleavage
or somethin'.

327
00:19:54,211 --> 00:19:57,651
And when's the last time
flashing cleavage
got you a date?

328
00:19:57,647 --> 00:20:02,817
Oh, see, you didn't
even have to go there.
You're hateful.

329
00:20:02,818 --> 00:20:05,388
Jaz, look around.

330
00:20:05,854 --> 00:20:08,824
[ Stacey ]
You notice what I notice?

331
00:20:08,823 --> 00:20:11,563
We're the only
black people in here.

332
00:20:11,559 --> 00:20:14,629
No, we're the only
fat people in here.
Stace,

333
00:20:14,628 --> 00:20:16,528
look, don't go there
with me, okay?

334
00:20:16,529 --> 00:20:19,799
I hate when you get like this.
I'm not trying to be
depressed today.

335
00:20:19,798 --> 00:20:24,098
Bitch had a hard enough time
just gettin' out of bed
this morning.

336
00:20:24,102 --> 00:20:25,632
I'm going on break.

337
00:20:25,636 --> 00:20:28,236
You can take your lunch
when I get back.

338
00:20:28,238 --> 00:20:32,538
All right.
Keep it together, Stace.

339
00:20:34,877 --> 00:20:37,377
One of us sure need to.

340
00:20:37,379 --> 00:20:42,649
[ Woman ]
¶ There is always reason
to sit out ¶

341
00:20:42,650 --> 00:20:46,490
¶ To stand aside
giving in to fear and doubt ¶

342
00:20:46,487 --> 00:20:50,717
¶ You've got to tell me
what you're searching for ¶

343
00:20:50,724 --> 00:20:52,764
¶ The mountain's worth
the climb ¶

344
00:20:52,759 --> 00:20:56,489
¶ You know that there is
so much more ¶

345
00:20:56,496 --> 00:20:57,956
¶ Deep down inside ¶

346
00:20:57,964 --> 00:21:01,534
¶ There's no more blending
into the crowd ¶

347
00:21:01,534 --> 00:21:03,504
¶ You got to find yourself ¶
¶ Hey, hey ¶

348
00:21:03,502 --> 00:21:07,942
¶ Show them your true colors
and shine ¶¶

349
00:21:07,939 --> 00:21:09,969
[ Thinking ]
I do waddle.

350
00:21:09,974 --> 00:21:12,374
[ Girl ]
¶ Fatty, fatty, two-by-four¶

351
00:21:12,376 --> 00:21:15,236
¶ Can't get through
the cafeteria doors¶

352
00:21:15,245 --> 00:21:16,835
[ Girl Laughing ]

353
00:21:16,846 --> 00:21:19,306
¶ Nah, nah, nah-nah, nah¶

354
00:21:19,315 --> 00:21:20,775
[ Phone Ringing ]

355
00:21:20,783 --> 00:21:23,423
[ Jazmin's Voice ]
Hey, this is Jazmin Biltmore,

356
00:21:23,418 --> 00:21:25,788
so at the beep,
do your thing.
[ Beep ]

357
00:21:25,787 --> 00:21:28,547
[ Woman ]
Hi. This is the Metabo Pill
Corporation calling...

358
00:21:28,556 --> 00:21:32,456
to inform Miss Jazmin Biltmore
that you've won
an all-expense paid...

359
00:21:32,459 --> 00:21:35,359
travel vacation
to a five-star resort...

360
00:21:35,361 --> 00:21:36,931
in Palm Springs.
[ Shrieks ]
Oh, my God!

361
00:21:36,929 --> 00:21:40,429
Oh, my God, you won!
To claim your prize,
call 555-1212.

362
00:21:40,433 --> 00:21:42,373
[ Answering Machine Beeps ]
You really won.

363
00:21:42,368 --> 00:21:44,068
I can't believe
people really do
win those things.

364
00:21:44,069 --> 00:21:49,969
A five-star spa luxury resort
in Palm Springs.
[ Squeals ]

365
00:21:49,974 --> 00:21:52,914
Oh, I've got so much
shopping to do.

366
00:21:52,910 --> 00:21:54,940
I-- I am going,
right?
[ Sighs ]

367
00:21:54,945 --> 00:21:56,735
The mood I'm in,
I might not be going.

368
00:21:56,746 --> 00:22:01,416
Okay, that's a joke, right?
If you don't want it,
I'll take it.

369
00:22:01,417 --> 00:22:03,077
I've got some coworkers
at the gym.

370
00:22:03,085 --> 00:22:04,675
They would love to go.
Oh, no, Jaz,
you going.

371
00:22:04,686 --> 00:22:09,856
You not sticking me alone
in Palm Springs with Mia and one
of her carrot-nibbling friends.

372
00:22:09,857 --> 00:22:11,857
- Oh!
- Stace, I ain't trying
to spend a whole week...

373
00:22:11,859 --> 00:22:16,929
with a bunch of half-naked,
skinny hos flaunting around
in dental floss all day.

374
00:22:16,930 --> 00:22:18,730
Forget them, Jaz.
We need this.

375
00:22:18,731 --> 00:22:22,031
If you won't go for you,
at least go for me.

376
00:22:22,034 --> 00:22:25,604
And for me, your best cousin.

377
00:22:27,372 --> 00:22:29,972
I'll go for you, Stace.

378
00:22:29,974 --> 00:22:32,374
A good a reason as any.

379
00:22:32,376 --> 00:22:34,536
Palm Springs
here we come!

380
00:22:34,544 --> 00:22:36,484
You need some help?
Stacey, why don't you--

381
00:22:36,479 --> 00:22:39,979
What are y'all doing?
Wait the car's moving.
Wait--

382
00:22:39,982 --> 00:22:41,952
[ Grunting ]
Are you okay?

383
00:22:41,950 --> 00:22:43,380
[ Chattering ]

384
00:22:43,384 --> 00:22:47,494
Did y'all pack all of them?
Don't scratch my bags.

385
00:22:47,488 --> 00:22:49,958
Palm Springs
here we come!
Here we come.

386
00:22:49,957 --> 00:22:52,517
Whoo!
Let's do this!

387
00:22:52,526 --> 00:22:55,786
[ Jazmin ]
Now, see, all you have
to have is a little faith,

388
00:22:55,795 --> 00:22:57,525
'cause I knew I
was gonna win.

389
00:22:57,530 --> 00:23:00,400
I knew I was gonna
win this trip.
She knew it.

390
00:23:00,399 --> 00:23:02,629
You were right, Jaz.
I didn't hear
you, Stace.

391
00:23:02,634 --> 00:23:07,744
- I-- I said,
you were right, Jaz.
- Damn right I'm right.

392
00:23:07,739 --> 00:23:11,709
¶ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Oh, yeah ¶

393
00:23:11,709 --> 00:23:15,579
¶ This is your holiday ¶

394
00:23:15,579 --> 00:23:17,879
¶ A-- A holiday ¶
Skinny bitches.

395
00:23:17,881 --> 00:23:20,281
¶ Ooh, ooh, ooh, yeah
Say ¶

396
00:23:20,283 --> 00:23:23,653
- [ Car Honking ]
- ¶ You've got a right
to believe ¶

397
00:23:23,653 --> 00:23:26,693
¶ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ¶

398
00:23:26,689 --> 00:23:30,759
¶ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Oh, yeah ¶

399
00:23:30,759 --> 00:23:33,529
¶ I just want to play ¶

400
00:23:33,528 --> 00:23:36,098
¶ I-- I want to play ¶

401
00:23:36,097 --> 00:23:38,897
¶ Ooh, ooh, ooh, yeah ¶

402
00:23:38,899 --> 00:23:42,229
¶ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Oh, yeah ¶¶

403
00:23:42,235 --> 00:23:46,965
[ Engine Sputtering ]
[ Jazmin ]
Do you smell smoke?

404
00:23:52,645 --> 00:23:54,435
[ Stacey ]
Oh, my God.

405
00:23:54,446 --> 00:23:57,706
Jesus, I done died
and gone to heaven.

406
00:23:57,715 --> 00:24:00,775
Oh, if the lobby looks
like this, imagine what the--

407
00:24:00,784 --> 00:24:02,584
The room.
The buffets.

408
00:24:02,585 --> 00:24:07,985
What?
Have you guys never been
to a five-star resort before?

409
00:24:07,990 --> 00:24:10,290
No.
No.

410
00:24:10,292 --> 00:24:12,832
Well, I'm off
to the pool.

411
00:24:12,827 --> 00:24:14,087
You ladies coming with?
Uh-huh.

412
00:24:14,094 --> 00:24:18,234
Just give me a second
to throw a thong up my crack.
I'll be right with you.

413
00:24:18,231 --> 00:24:21,731
Oh, but, Jaz,
these deep-tissue
massages sound good.

414
00:24:21,734 --> 00:24:23,604
Okay, well,
you know, you ladies,

415
00:24:23,602 --> 00:24:25,572
y'all gonna have to
tell me all about it...

416
00:24:25,570 --> 00:24:30,170
because I'm off to find
me a rich, handsome gent
to spend my week with.

417
00:24:30,174 --> 00:24:33,044
- [ Moans ]
- [ Chuckles ]

418
00:24:33,043 --> 00:24:34,613
See ya.
See ya later.

419
00:24:34,611 --> 00:24:38,781
All that damn skinny
went right to her head.
Right.

420
00:24:38,781 --> 00:24:41,621
One Cherry Blast
with a lime twist.

421
00:24:44,453 --> 00:24:46,623
Mmm. Good. Thanks.

422
00:24:46,621 --> 00:24:48,751
That be all?
Yeah.

423
00:24:48,756 --> 00:24:50,856
Mmm.

424
00:24:51,625 --> 00:24:55,885
On second thought, I think
I'm gonna have him to go.

425
00:24:58,764 --> 00:25:00,004
Monogrammed.

426
00:24:59,998 --> 00:25:02,528
Girl, this is so much better
then that raggedy-ass...

427
00:25:02,533 --> 00:25:05,133
piece of terry cloth
grandma robe I brought
from home.

428
00:25:05,135 --> 00:25:08,035
- I like it.
- So how you think
yours is bad?

429
00:25:08,037 --> 00:25:11,537
My terry cloth
is hanging by a thread.

430
00:25:14,509 --> 00:25:16,039
[ Grunting ]

431
00:25:16,043 --> 00:25:19,683
[ Grunting ]
Pull it. Pull it.

432
00:25:19,679 --> 00:25:23,009
Wait a minute. Wait.
Oh, it's gonna see my--

433
00:25:23,015 --> 00:25:25,175
Wait a minute,
my... might be out.

434
00:25:25,183 --> 00:25:27,553
[ Grunts ]
Let me see.

435
00:25:27,552 --> 00:25:30,052
Terry cloth.
Terry cloth.

436
00:25:41,165 --> 00:25:43,495
I know you don't
expect our big asses...

437
00:25:43,500 --> 00:25:46,770
to fit on these
little-ass tables.

438
00:25:51,206 --> 00:25:54,636
[ Both Inhale ]
Mm-mm.

439
00:25:54,642 --> 00:25:59,112
[ Man ]
¶ Ooh, yeah ¶

440
00:25:59,113 --> 00:26:02,853
¶ I love you ¶

441
00:26:02,850 --> 00:26:07,790
¶ Diamonds are worth
much more than gold ¶¶

442
00:26:08,355 --> 00:26:12,555
Hmm. Thought you'd
be hitched up with
some rich hunk by now.

443
00:26:12,559 --> 00:26:15,529
Oh, I'm working on it,

444
00:26:15,528 --> 00:26:18,898
but this puppy
is playing a little...

445
00:26:18,898 --> 00:26:20,758
harder than usual.

446
00:26:20,766 --> 00:26:25,566
Have you ever seen a man just
so damn fine in all your life?

447
00:26:25,570 --> 00:26:27,070
All I see is arms
and legs kicking.

448
00:26:27,071 --> 00:26:29,941
Well, we've been
playing eye tag
for about an hour now.

449
00:26:29,940 --> 00:26:33,940
The drink-stand worker
says he's a doctor.

450
00:26:33,944 --> 00:26:37,584
Oh, my God, girl, look.
He's gettin' out the pool.

451
00:26:37,580 --> 00:26:42,750
[ Woman ]
¶ At last ¶

452
00:26:44,018 --> 00:26:46,018
[ Thinking ]
Tongue, be still.

453
00:26:46,020 --> 00:26:50,690
¶ My love
has come along ¶

454
00:26:53,960 --> 00:26:59,730
¶ My lonely days
are over ¶

455
00:27:01,934 --> 00:27:06,304
¶ And life is like a song ¶¶

456
00:27:06,305 --> 00:27:07,965
Oh, my God,
he's coming over here.

457
00:27:07,973 --> 00:27:11,343
How do I look, huh?
How do I look?
Like you always look.

458
00:27:11,343 --> 00:27:13,643
Oh, okay.
Perfect. Mm-hmm.

459
00:27:13,645 --> 00:27:17,575
See, I knew it.
I knew he would
finally break.

460
00:27:17,582 --> 00:27:21,182
He wanted this.
He wanted it. Mmm.

461
00:27:21,185 --> 00:27:24,945
[ Thinking ]
Damn. Why Skinny always
got to get the good ones?

462
00:27:24,955 --> 00:27:28,585
- Good afternoon, ladies.
- Good afternoon.

463
00:27:28,591 --> 00:27:30,661
- Hi.
- Are you all here
on vacation?

464
00:27:30,659 --> 00:27:32,689
One of the many we take
throughout the year.

465
00:27:32,694 --> 00:27:38,034
So I hear you're here
all the way from Africa
for the big medical convention.

466
00:27:38,032 --> 00:27:42,202
- Nigeria, to be exact.
- Well, isn't that interesting.

467
00:27:42,202 --> 00:27:45,742
You see, I've always wanted
to travel to exotic places.

468
00:27:45,738 --> 00:27:50,708
So, tell me,
what's it like in Nigeria?

469
00:27:50,709 --> 00:27:52,209
- Hot.
- Ooh.

470
00:27:52,210 --> 00:27:57,210
- Are you always this
intensely quiet?
- Miss Motormouth here? Please.

471
00:27:57,215 --> 00:28:00,645
- She's the loudest one
out of all of us.
- Oh, really?

472
00:28:00,651 --> 00:28:03,221
I find outspoken women
very fascinating.

473
00:28:03,220 --> 00:28:07,360
Truth be told, I'm quite
the little chatterbox myself.

474
00:28:07,357 --> 00:28:10,057
Chirp, chirp.
Chatter, chatter.
[ Giggles ]

475
00:28:10,059 --> 00:28:16,299
Whoo! This heat.
Oh, it's just so treacherous.

476
00:28:22,070 --> 00:28:27,740
Wow, I did not know
they made bodies
that beautiful here in America.

477
00:28:27,742 --> 00:28:31,082
Oh, you see this body, baby,
it wasn't made overnight.

478
00:28:31,078 --> 00:28:35,778
I'm actually a world-renowned
aerobics instructor.

479
00:28:36,215 --> 00:28:41,075
Actually, I was talking
about your beautiful
plump friend here.

480
00:28:41,086 --> 00:28:44,786
- [ Thinking ]
Me?
- Her?

481
00:28:44,789 --> 00:28:46,659
Yes, her.

482
00:28:46,657 --> 00:28:50,327
Close your mouth, child.
Flies might get in.

483
00:28:50,327 --> 00:28:55,857
- What is your name?
- [ Thinking ] Sweet Jesus,
what the hell is my name?

484
00:28:55,865 --> 00:29:00,595
I am Tunde Jonathan.
[ Distorted ]
Pleased to meet you.

485
00:29:03,205 --> 00:29:07,665
[ Distorted ]
Do you have a name?

486
00:29:15,250 --> 00:29:17,420
Excuse her.
Her name is Jazmin.

487
00:29:17,418 --> 00:29:19,748
It is a pleasure
to meet you, Jazmin.

488
00:29:19,753 --> 00:29:22,293
[ Thinking ]
Oh, no, baby,
the pleasure is all mine.

489
00:29:22,288 --> 00:29:25,058
Jazmin, what is wrong
with you?
[ Yelps ]

490
00:29:25,057 --> 00:29:26,717
This man is
talking to you.

491
00:29:26,725 --> 00:29:29,725
Pardon me, ladies,
for being rude,
but you are?

492
00:29:29,728 --> 00:29:31,728
Pissed off.

493
00:29:31,730 --> 00:29:33,160
Mia.
Stacey.

494
00:29:33,164 --> 00:29:36,274
Well, well, well,
what do we have here?

495
00:29:36,267 --> 00:29:39,937
Well, ladies,
meet my friends and colleagues.

496
00:29:39,937 --> 00:29:43,907
This is Akibo.
Godwin.

497
00:29:43,907 --> 00:29:48,277
This is Jazmin.
Stacey.

498
00:29:49,078 --> 00:29:51,878
[ Speaking Nigerian ]

499
00:29:57,185 --> 00:29:59,985
And this is Mia.

500
00:30:13,133 --> 00:30:17,033
Hey, I just thought
of a brilliant idea.

501
00:30:17,036 --> 00:30:19,496
Maybe if you ladies
don't have plans tonight,

502
00:30:19,505 --> 00:30:24,265
you wouldn't mind
accompanying us
to the fund-raising...

503
00:30:24,276 --> 00:30:27,276
party that our
native friends are throwing.

504
00:30:27,279 --> 00:30:29,279
Actually, that would
be a great idea.

505
00:30:29,281 --> 00:30:35,151
If Miss Jazmin would be
my very special guest.

506
00:30:37,388 --> 00:30:41,288
- Yes, she will.
- And you.

507
00:30:41,291 --> 00:30:45,131
Will you be mine?
Okay.

508
00:30:51,467 --> 00:30:54,267
Godwin here is very shy
in expressing himself,

509
00:30:54,269 --> 00:30:59,239
but he would be delighted
if you were his guest of honor.

510
00:30:59,240 --> 00:31:00,910
Oh, gao.

511
00:31:00,908 --> 00:31:03,438
Lovely.

512
00:31:05,178 --> 00:31:07,948
Girl, a bitch tongue
just got paralyzed.

513
00:31:07,947 --> 00:31:11,417
He is so juicy.
Girl!

514
00:31:11,417 --> 00:31:16,087
He is fine.
My Akibo is quite
a hunk himself.

515
00:31:16,088 --> 00:31:17,248
I just
want to say...

516
00:31:17,255 --> 00:31:21,485
I did not come all the way
to Palm Springs to get hooked up
with Fat Albert.

517
00:31:21,492 --> 00:31:25,392
From the sounds of it,
homeboy wasn't digging you
too much either.

518
00:31:25,395 --> 00:31:28,455
- Really not at all.
- "No, gao."

519
00:31:28,464 --> 00:31:30,564
- "Gao!"
- [ Laughing ]

520
00:31:30,566 --> 00:31:34,396
- [ Laughing ]
- Well, wait until
you find out...

521
00:31:34,403 --> 00:31:38,203
how domineering
and chauvinistic
those African men can be.

522
00:31:38,206 --> 00:31:43,436
They want their woman to be
completely submissive to them.
And you know what else?

523
00:31:43,444 --> 00:31:47,884
One of my clients,
she happens to be married
to this Nigerian guy,

524
00:31:47,881 --> 00:31:51,251
and she told me
he even wants her
to get circumcised.

525
00:31:51,251 --> 00:31:55,391
- Shi--
- I'm sure all Nigerian men
do not believe in that.

526
00:31:55,388 --> 00:31:58,058
[ Knocking ]
Well, here's my chance
to find out.

527
00:31:58,057 --> 00:31:58,887
Stace,
how do I look?

528
00:31:58,891 --> 00:32:05,161
'Cause I could have some green
stuck in my teeth, and this
heifer wouldn't even tell me.

529
00:32:05,163 --> 00:32:07,033
You put the "P"
in "phat," girl.

530
00:32:07,031 --> 00:32:10,071
And the "F" too,
but we're not gonna
worry about that tonight.

531
00:32:10,067 --> 00:32:11,967
All right.
Go get the door. Go.

532
00:32:11,968 --> 00:32:15,498
Get the door.
Get the door!
Okay!

533
00:32:15,871 --> 00:32:19,311
And you look quite fabulous
yourself, darling.

534
00:32:19,307 --> 00:32:21,837
Oh, girl.

535
00:32:23,977 --> 00:32:26,377
Good evening.

536
00:32:27,313 --> 00:32:29,783
You look, uh--

537
00:32:30,916 --> 00:32:33,346
[ Blow Lands ]

538
00:32:33,351 --> 00:32:36,051
Very nice, he says.

539
00:32:39,524 --> 00:32:40,564
Wow.

540
00:32:40,558 --> 00:32:45,588
We are going to
be the envy of every man
at the party tonight.

541
00:32:46,229 --> 00:32:51,269
- Hello, Jazmin.
- Just tell me you do not
believe in circumcising women.

542
00:32:51,267 --> 00:32:53,697
[ Chuckles ]
Is that a greeting?

543
00:32:53,702 --> 00:32:56,972
Well, I just want to know
before we step out this door.

544
00:32:56,971 --> 00:32:59,541
What if we talk about
it in the car?

545
00:32:59,540 --> 00:33:01,410
Our driver is waiting.

546
00:33:01,408 --> 00:33:06,908
¶¶ [ Man Singing
African Song ]

547
00:33:10,383 --> 00:33:16,353
Let's just say that in some
remote parts of Nigeria,
they do practice it.

548
00:33:16,355 --> 00:33:20,085
But do you believe in it?

549
00:33:27,499 --> 00:33:29,229
Speak English, now.

550
00:33:29,234 --> 00:33:34,304
[ Chuckles ]
Well, the simple answer
to your question is no.

551
00:33:34,305 --> 00:33:37,305
- [ Sighs ]
- Satisfied?

552
00:33:37,308 --> 00:33:39,678
[ Thinking ]
Baby, I'm not going
to be satisfied...

553
00:33:39,677 --> 00:33:43,577
till you get me back up
in your hotel room tonight.

554
00:33:45,748 --> 00:33:48,118
Welcome.
Welcome.

555
00:33:48,117 --> 00:33:49,447
Welcome.
Welcome. Welcome.

556
00:33:49,451 --> 00:33:56,121
Yeah, Dr. Tunde. Akibo.
Where did you find this
beautiful, thick madame from?

557
00:33:56,124 --> 00:33:59,194
Your wish
is my command.

558
00:33:59,193 --> 00:34:03,033
At your service.
Mmm!
[ Chuckles ]

559
00:34:03,430 --> 00:34:07,100
Sister,
where is your meat?

560
00:34:07,100 --> 00:34:11,300
We have got to fatten you up
while you are here, huh?

561
00:34:13,572 --> 00:34:18,442
¶¶ [ Chorus Singing
African Song ]

562
00:34:21,145 --> 00:34:26,445
¶¶ [ Man Singing ]

563
00:34:44,601 --> 00:34:48,171
So, how do you find
Nigerian food?

564
00:34:48,171 --> 00:34:51,341
- Tasty. Thank you.
- [ Chuckles ]

565
00:34:51,340 --> 00:34:54,370
If you are ever looking
for some native attire,

566
00:34:54,376 --> 00:34:56,636
I'm your man.

567
00:34:56,644 --> 00:34:59,384
Thank you.

568
00:35:00,080 --> 00:35:03,350
Thank-- Thank you.

569
00:35:03,549 --> 00:35:05,779
I am glad that you
like Nigerian food.

570
00:35:05,784 --> 00:35:08,484
You find it tasty?
[ Thinking ]
Bump the food.

571
00:35:08,486 --> 00:35:10,846
I wanna taste you,
you big, fine-ass African,

572
00:35:10,855 --> 00:35:13,455
spear-throwing,
lion-hunting...
[ Wild Animals Calling ]

573
00:35:13,457 --> 00:35:15,817
"Mandingo" warrior
with a king-size--

574
00:35:15,826 --> 00:35:19,226
Thirsty?
Excuse me? Huh? Excuse me?
[ Clears Throat ]

575
00:35:19,229 --> 00:35:21,799
Why don't we go
and get something to drink?

576
00:35:21,798 --> 00:35:25,368
Okay, okay. Mm-hmm.
Yes?

577
00:35:27,670 --> 00:35:31,740
¶¶ [ African Song Plays ]

578
00:35:32,774 --> 00:35:35,644
In order to truly
enjoy fufu,

579
00:35:36,076 --> 00:35:40,206
you have to swallow
big chunks at a time.

580
00:35:41,547 --> 00:35:44,347
Dip it in
the egusi soup...

581
00:35:44,349 --> 00:35:47,149
and swallow.

582
00:35:51,555 --> 00:35:53,685
Ah, ah.

583
00:35:53,690 --> 00:35:56,690
Mm-hmm.

584
00:36:00,863 --> 00:36:03,163
It's okay, right?

585
00:36:03,165 --> 00:36:05,425
Mm-hmm.

586
00:36:06,667 --> 00:36:11,837
I want to get to know you
like no man has ever known you.

587
00:36:13,339 --> 00:36:16,169
[ Gulps ]

588
00:36:34,426 --> 00:36:38,896
Perhaps
you need to eat more.

589
00:36:38,897 --> 00:36:41,197
I know exactly
what I need to do.

590
00:36:41,199 --> 00:36:45,629
Thank you.
And it's not eat more.

591
00:36:49,306 --> 00:36:53,906
Taxi! Taxi!
Oh! Ooh, get me the hell
out of here, please.

592
00:36:53,910 --> 00:36:56,210
These people are crazy!

593
00:36:56,212 --> 00:36:59,852
Ladies and gentlemen,
the favorite part
of the evening--

594
00:36:59,848 --> 00:37:01,748
the spray dance!

595
00:37:01,749 --> 00:37:04,849
¶¶ [ Heavy Drumbeat ]

596
00:37:15,662 --> 00:37:16,962
What's the spray dance?

597
00:37:16,963 --> 00:37:21,833
Oh, the spray dance.
It is a tradition
where we dance for money.

598
00:37:21,834 --> 00:37:27,644
Uh-oh.
It's about to be a strip show
up in this camp! Oh!

599
00:37:39,317 --> 00:37:42,617
Yes, they are
inviting you out.

600
00:37:42,620 --> 00:37:45,120
Come on, Stace.
I ain't going out there.

601
00:37:45,122 --> 00:37:48,762
Okay. Then watch me
rack up all the dollars.

602
00:38:06,275 --> 00:38:08,405
We have a saying
in my country.

603
00:38:08,410 --> 00:38:10,610
"A pearl is not a pearl...

604
00:38:10,612 --> 00:38:13,612
until it's out
of its shell."

605
00:38:16,250 --> 00:38:18,820
And I know,
under that shy shell of yours,

606
00:38:18,819 --> 00:38:24,719
there is a big, bold woman
waiting to burst out...

607
00:38:26,225 --> 00:38:28,825
and enjoy life.

608
00:38:33,298 --> 00:38:36,368
Just look at
your friend there.

609
00:38:38,502 --> 00:38:41,972
She's only
your friend because
there's a lot of her...

610
00:38:41,972 --> 00:38:44,542
buried inside of you.

611
00:38:48,111 --> 00:38:52,551
¶¶ [ Woman Singing
African Song ]

612
00:39:10,766 --> 00:39:15,396
¶¶ [ Man Singing ]

613
00:39:16,504 --> 00:39:21,344
¶¶ [ Man And Woman Singing ]

614
00:39:31,885 --> 00:39:34,445
¶¶ [ Fades Out ]

615
00:39:37,023 --> 00:39:39,993
That was just
a taste of Nigeria.

616
00:39:39,992 --> 00:39:42,762
I hope you enjoyed it.
Oh, I did.

617
00:39:42,761 --> 00:39:45,701
A bitch racked up a hundred
dollars doing my number.

618
00:39:45,697 --> 00:39:48,427
Ow! Y'all don't know
nothing about that, do ya?

619
00:39:48,433 --> 00:39:50,903
You gotta do me.
You gotta do me.

620
00:39:50,902 --> 00:39:53,442
[ Both Laugh ]

621
00:39:54,604 --> 00:39:57,074
You are a very rich
woman, Jazmin.

622
00:39:57,073 --> 00:39:59,813
Well, I wouldn't
call a hundred dollars
exactly rich.

623
00:39:59,809 --> 00:40:03,639
But cut me loose
a few weeks in Nigeria,
and I might be.

624
00:40:03,646 --> 00:40:06,076
I was not speaking
in terms of money.

625
00:40:06,081 --> 00:40:07,981
In Africa,

626
00:40:07,982 --> 00:40:10,522
a woman's body size
is a reflection...

627
00:40:10,517 --> 00:40:11,977
of her social status.

628
00:40:11,985 --> 00:40:15,685
The thicker she is,
the richer she's
presumed to be.

629
00:40:15,688 --> 00:40:18,558
Well, hell, I'm livin'
in the wrong country.

630
00:40:18,557 --> 00:40:21,587
I wanna live where
they like the fat girls.

631
00:40:21,593 --> 00:40:24,333
Whoa. But we don't
call it "fat."

632
00:40:24,329 --> 00:40:27,029
The term is "thick madame."

633
00:40:27,031 --> 00:40:28,931
Thick madame.

634
00:40:28,932 --> 00:40:31,532
Mm-hmm.
I like it.

635
00:40:33,002 --> 00:40:35,402
Thank you.

636
00:40:36,471 --> 00:40:39,041
I might sound
extremely shallow...

637
00:40:39,040 --> 00:40:42,810
saying that on a scale
from one to 10,

638
00:40:42,810 --> 00:40:45,080
you are the perfect 20.

639
00:40:45,078 --> 00:40:47,578
[ Thinking ]
Wait a minute.

640
00:40:47,580 --> 00:40:49,050
This is too good
to be true.

641
00:40:49,048 --> 00:40:55,118
- You need a green card
or somethin'?
- That's funny.

642
00:40:55,120 --> 00:40:57,550
That don't answer
the question.

643
00:40:57,555 --> 00:41:02,585
No. No.
I do not need a green card.

644
00:41:05,963 --> 00:41:09,033
But I would like
to ask you one question.

645
00:41:09,032 --> 00:41:13,072
[ Thinking ]
Yes. Yes, I will marry you.

646
00:41:13,869 --> 00:41:17,799
Why do you refer
to yourself as "bitch"?

647
00:41:19,607 --> 00:41:21,467
Wow. Um,

648
00:41:21,475 --> 00:41:23,635
it's just an expression.

649
00:41:23,643 --> 00:41:24,843
American girls,

650
00:41:24,844 --> 00:41:29,814
we sometimes use it
to refer to ourselves
or our friends.

651
00:41:29,815 --> 00:41:33,775
It's... a term of affection.

652
00:41:33,951 --> 00:41:37,491
Okay. Thank you
for the explanation... bitch.

653
00:41:37,487 --> 00:41:40,587
- Excuse me?
- [ Laughs ]
You see?

654
00:41:40,590 --> 00:41:45,130
It was not such
an affectionate term
after all.

655
00:41:46,495 --> 00:41:50,695
Jazmin,
I cannot tell you
how to express yourself,

656
00:41:50,699 --> 00:41:57,739
but you are way
too classy of a lady
to use such profanity.

657
00:41:59,807 --> 00:42:01,667
Tell you what.

658
00:42:01,675 --> 00:42:06,775
Why don't we change into
something a bit more casual?

659
00:42:06,780 --> 00:42:11,120
And then we'll
meet here in 10 minutes.

660
00:42:11,784 --> 00:42:14,124
Okay. Ten minutes.

661
00:42:14,119 --> 00:42:16,989
Okay.
Okay.

662
00:42:17,788 --> 00:42:20,158
[ Woman ]
¶ Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah ¶

663
00:42:20,157 --> 00:42:21,917
[ Giggles ]

664
00:42:21,925 --> 00:42:23,715
¶ I got a thing for you ¶

665
00:42:23,726 --> 00:42:26,686
¶ Yes, I do, yes, I do
yes I do ¶

666
00:42:26,695 --> 00:42:28,225
¶ Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah ¶

667
00:42:28,229 --> 00:42:32,859
¶ I got a thing for you
Yes, I do, yes, I do ¶¶

668
00:42:34,167 --> 00:42:36,497
[ Man ]
¶ Sexy lady ¶

669
00:42:36,502 --> 00:42:41,002
So, I've been wanting
to ask you all night.

670
00:42:42,607 --> 00:42:47,477
With a full figure
such as yours...

671
00:42:48,245 --> 00:42:53,615
why do you hide it under
all of this bulky clothing?

672
00:42:55,819 --> 00:42:59,519
Because,
as big as I am,

673
00:42:59,522 --> 00:43:02,192
I don't need to be
showing no skin.

674
00:43:02,191 --> 00:43:04,021
[ Chuckles ]

675
00:43:04,026 --> 00:43:06,886
If the decision
were mine,

676
00:43:06,895 --> 00:43:10,025
you would be naked
all the time.

677
00:43:11,465 --> 00:43:14,665
Um. Oh.

678
00:43:14,668 --> 00:43:17,698
[ Chuckling ]

679
00:43:19,972 --> 00:43:24,572
You okay?
Oh.
[ Chuckling ]

680
00:43:24,576 --> 00:43:26,636
¶¶ [ Piano ]

681
00:43:26,644 --> 00:43:32,884
[ Woman ]
¶ Looking out
on the morning rain ¶

682
00:43:32,883 --> 00:43:38,223
¶ I used to feel
so uninspired ¶

683
00:43:38,221 --> 00:43:40,491
This is nice.

684
00:43:40,489 --> 00:43:42,919
I knew you
would like it.

685
00:43:46,727 --> 00:43:48,787
Thank you.

686
00:43:48,795 --> 00:43:50,995
Welcome.

687
00:43:51,630 --> 00:43:55,630
So tell me more about
your passion for fashion.

688
00:43:55,634 --> 00:43:58,674
I could talk about that
all night.

689
00:43:58,670 --> 00:44:01,670
One day,
I'm gonna go to Paris.

690
00:44:01,673 --> 00:44:03,673
Paris.
Yes.

691
00:44:03,675 --> 00:44:06,735
Fashion capital
of the world.

692
00:44:06,744 --> 00:44:09,284
I did my
residency there.

693
00:44:09,280 --> 00:44:10,810
Mmm.

694
00:44:10,814 --> 00:44:12,284
Maybe it's just
a silly pipe dream,

695
00:44:12,282 --> 00:44:16,982
'cause it seems
everybody and they mama
got a clothing line out now.

696
00:44:16,986 --> 00:44:19,016
Whose mother?

697
00:44:19,021 --> 00:44:21,721
No, it's, um--

698
00:44:21,723 --> 00:44:24,093
It's just another
American expression.

699
00:44:24,092 --> 00:44:25,862
[ Giggles ]
Oh.

700
00:44:25,860 --> 00:44:29,860
¶ You came along
to claim it ¶

701
00:44:32,233 --> 00:44:35,803
[ Speaking French ]

702
00:44:43,944 --> 00:44:46,884
What'd you say?
It's French.

703
00:44:46,880 --> 00:44:50,150
I said, "Everything in
its own time, my dear.

704
00:44:50,149 --> 00:44:52,819
"It will happen for you
when you least expect it,

705
00:44:52,818 --> 00:44:57,218
"and on that day, you will
remember Dr. Tunde...

706
00:44:57,222 --> 00:44:58,692
and smile."

707
00:44:58,690 --> 00:45:04,960
¶ You make me feel
like a natural woman ¶

708
00:45:04,962 --> 00:45:06,492
¶ Woman ¶

709
00:45:06,496 --> 00:45:10,756
¶ Oh, baby
what you've done to me ¶

710
00:45:10,766 --> 00:45:13,266
¶ What you've done to me ¶

711
00:45:13,268 --> 00:45:17,998
¶ You make me feel
so good inside ¶

712
00:45:18,006 --> 00:45:21,136
¶ Good inside ¶
[ Beeping ]

713
00:45:21,142 --> 00:45:24,282
¶ And I just want to be ¶

714
00:45:24,278 --> 00:45:26,908
¶ Want to be ¶¶

715
00:46:04,317 --> 00:46:07,887
I wish you could see
what I see.

716
00:46:11,023 --> 00:46:13,293
So, tell me,

717
00:46:13,824 --> 00:46:17,064
when was the last time
you had fun?

718
00:46:19,829 --> 00:46:21,999
Real fun.

719
00:46:21,997 --> 00:46:25,997
Just let go of
all of your inhibitions,

720
00:46:26,001 --> 00:46:30,341
and live passionately
in the moment...

721
00:46:30,338 --> 00:46:33,138
with no thought
for tomorrow.

722
00:46:35,842 --> 00:46:37,272
Never.

723
00:46:37,276 --> 00:46:42,046
Well, it's time
to start living.

724
00:46:53,858 --> 00:46:56,018
[ Elevator Bell Dings ]

725
00:46:56,026 --> 00:46:58,326
[ Laughing ]

726
00:47:00,296 --> 00:47:02,026
How you doing?

727
00:47:02,031 --> 00:47:06,831
Okay, well,
I guess we are here.

728
00:47:06,835 --> 00:47:10,795
Is, uh, this room 334?
Mm-hmm.

729
00:47:10,805 --> 00:47:15,005
Here we are,
back to your room,
uh, safe and sound.

730
00:47:15,009 --> 00:47:19,079
I wouldn't want your
girlfriends to think
that I was a bad doctor,

731
00:47:19,079 --> 00:47:21,209
keeping you
out too long.

732
00:47:21,214 --> 00:47:23,884
I'm sure they're
worried sick
about me right now.

733
00:47:23,883 --> 00:47:27,923
Oh, yeah, baby,
get thick with it.
[ Moans ]

734
00:47:27,920 --> 00:47:32,020
I think I'm gonna be sick.

735
00:47:32,024 --> 00:47:34,294
Ow, shit.

736
00:47:34,859 --> 00:47:38,389
Well, looking forward
to seeing you again tomorrow.

737
00:47:38,395 --> 00:47:41,995
[ Thinking ]
You could've
saw me tonight, fool.

738
00:47:41,998 --> 00:47:43,328
Okay.
Oops.

739
00:47:43,332 --> 00:47:46,902
Looks like your necklace is--
Let me fix it.

740
00:47:46,902 --> 00:47:48,842
[ Wild Animals Calling ]
[ Thinking, Moans ]

741
00:47:48,837 --> 00:47:52,407
I will be
your African queen,
your thick madame,

742
00:47:52,407 --> 00:47:58,107
your royal princess,
mother of all your babies.

743
00:47:58,112 --> 00:48:01,282
[ Thinking ]
Oh, Tunde.

744
00:48:01,281 --> 00:48:03,281
Beautiful.

745
00:48:03,283 --> 00:48:05,523
Thank you.

746
00:48:07,253 --> 00:48:09,523
Okay, then.

747
00:48:12,290 --> 00:48:15,290
Good night,
my American princess.

748
00:48:15,293 --> 00:48:18,433
- Good night.
- Sleep tight.

749
00:48:18,429 --> 00:48:21,399
[ Thinking ]
More like alone
and disappointed.

750
00:48:21,398 --> 00:48:24,068
You too.

751
00:48:29,439 --> 00:48:32,239
I hope I'm not
going too fast.

752
00:48:42,551 --> 00:48:44,881
Child, a brother
was hittin' it so good,

753
00:48:44,886 --> 00:48:48,216
he had me singing the Nigerian
national anthem up in there.

754
00:48:48,222 --> 00:48:49,992
Girl, you crazy.

755
00:48:49,990 --> 00:48:52,320
Oh, you think
I'm bullshittin'?

756
00:48:52,325 --> 00:48:54,355
¶ Rise, o compatriots ¶

757
00:48:54,360 --> 00:48:56,330
¶ Nigeria's call obey ¶

758
00:48:56,328 --> 00:48:59,128
¶ To serve our father's land ¶

759
00:48:59,130 --> 00:49:02,600
¶ With love and strength
and faith ¶¶

760
00:49:02,600 --> 00:49:05,370
I don't know what kind of
African roots...

761
00:49:05,369 --> 00:49:08,239
that man put on you
to yank you out...

762
00:49:08,238 --> 00:49:11,468
that stuffy-ass
shell of yours,
but I like it.

763
00:49:15,244 --> 00:49:18,214
Dang, Stace,
we had to hook up with men...

764
00:49:18,213 --> 00:49:22,223
visiting all
the way from Africa
just to get some love.

765
00:49:22,217 --> 00:49:25,217
Who said anything
about love?

766
00:49:25,220 --> 00:49:27,920
This is a lust thing.

767
00:49:29,123 --> 00:49:31,623
I'm the queen of the world!

768
00:49:31,625 --> 00:49:33,985
[ Moaning ]

769
00:49:33,994 --> 00:49:35,334
[ Panting ]

770
00:49:35,328 --> 00:49:40,458
Why do you insist on covering
up all of your assets?

771
00:49:42,301 --> 00:49:44,601
I don't ever want to see you
with clothes on again.

772
00:49:44,603 --> 00:49:48,673
¶ ...to his knees
I said it's all right ¶
¶ All right ¶

773
00:49:48,673 --> 00:49:50,173
¶ You got to give ¶

774
00:49:50,174 --> 00:49:53,244
¶ It's the way I want it
Baby, that's the way it is ¶¶

775
00:49:53,243 --> 00:49:57,383
I can live without the tail,
but the head is the best part.

776
00:49:57,380 --> 00:50:00,510
Can I see it?
I mean, I see.

777
00:50:00,516 --> 00:50:03,146
I see you ate yours.

778
00:50:03,151 --> 00:50:05,991
You know, back home,
when a woman is
in the kitchen...

779
00:50:05,987 --> 00:50:09,087
cooking fish for her husband,
she makes sure that...

780
00:50:09,090 --> 00:50:11,660
the eyeball stays in
because...

781
00:50:11,659 --> 00:50:15,429
it is believed that fish eye
gives men extra stamina.

782
00:50:15,429 --> 00:50:18,659
- Does it?
- Oh, yes.

783
00:50:18,665 --> 00:50:20,325
[ Chuckling ]

784
00:50:20,333 --> 00:50:23,073
Now, speakin' of women
in the kitchen,

785
00:50:23,069 --> 00:50:25,699
you don't believe that's where
her place should be, do you?

786
00:50:25,704 --> 00:50:29,614
Only when they're
not cleaning.
Excuse me? Waiter.

787
00:50:29,607 --> 00:50:32,267
Wait.
I am kidding, okay?

788
00:50:32,276 --> 00:50:34,236
Don't test me,
okay, Tunde?

789
00:50:34,244 --> 00:50:37,984
'Cause I keep my boxing
gloves back in the room.

790
00:50:37,981 --> 00:50:40,921
Lord.

791
00:50:42,084 --> 00:50:47,294
Most men will find you
very intimidating,

792
00:50:47,289 --> 00:50:49,359
but I find you very--

793
00:50:49,357 --> 00:50:51,457
[ Waitress ]
So how was everything?

794
00:50:51,459 --> 00:50:56,029
Good. Thank you.
Excellent.
We aim to please.

795
00:50:56,030 --> 00:50:58,130
Is there anything else
I can get you?

796
00:50:58,132 --> 00:51:00,432
No, that will be all.
Thank you.

797
00:51:00,434 --> 00:51:02,604
Dessert menu, perhaps?

798
00:51:02,602 --> 00:51:06,202
Did you hear what he said?
No, thank you.

799
00:51:06,205 --> 00:51:12,405
Okay. Okay.
Well, you and your sister...

800
00:51:12,411 --> 00:51:14,211
have a good one.

801
00:51:14,212 --> 00:51:18,382
Sister?
I'm about to put my foot
up her bony ass.

802
00:51:18,382 --> 00:51:20,282
Whoa, whoa!
Stop, stop.
Come on.

803
00:51:20,283 --> 00:51:24,223
Did you hear--
Relax, relax.
Come on. Sit here.

804
00:51:24,520 --> 00:51:28,320
Lord, I thought you forgot
your boxing gloves
back in the room.

805
00:51:28,323 --> 00:51:30,463
Did you hear
how that bitch--

806
00:51:30,458 --> 00:51:32,618
woman tried to dis me?

807
00:51:32,626 --> 00:51:35,156
Jazmin, why do her
silly comments bother you?

808
00:51:35,161 --> 00:51:37,791
I mean,
I find it quite amusing.
Well, I don't.

809
00:51:37,796 --> 00:51:42,196
And I don't know what you
do over in your village,
but over here,

810
00:51:42,200 --> 00:51:45,030
you just can't
disrespect a sister.

811
00:51:45,503 --> 00:51:48,773
I suspect that the real
reason why you're angry,

812
00:51:48,772 --> 00:51:51,642
it's because you believe that
she can compete with you.

813
00:51:51,641 --> 00:51:56,641
Well, she won't be able to
as soon as I get down
to my perfect size five.

814
00:51:56,646 --> 00:52:00,146
Now, it's not
gonna take me long,
'cause I just got this...

815
00:52:00,149 --> 00:52:04,249
workout video
that will blow
Tae-Bo out the water.

816
00:52:04,253 --> 00:52:07,623
Jazmin,
you will never be
a size five.

817
00:52:07,623 --> 00:52:12,533
And I'm speaking to you
as a medical professional.

818
00:52:12,527 --> 00:52:16,797
Your body structure
is not made to be a five.

819
00:52:16,797 --> 00:52:17,657
You are beautiful.

820
00:52:17,664 --> 00:52:24,344
So why would you want to fit in
with American society's
fleeting standard of beauty?

821
00:52:24,337 --> 00:52:26,697
Because, Tunde,
I live here, okay?

822
00:52:26,706 --> 00:52:28,236
And every time
I open up a magazine...

823
00:52:28,240 --> 00:52:32,780
or I go to the movies
or I see the music videos,
all the girls are just--

824
00:52:32,777 --> 00:52:38,447
Hopelessly insecure
and incurably unhappy.

825
00:52:42,653 --> 00:52:46,523
There's no place like home.
There's no place like home.

826
00:52:46,523 --> 00:52:52,233
There's no place like home.
There's no place like home.

827
00:52:55,397 --> 00:52:57,497
[ Groans ]

828
00:52:57,499 --> 00:52:59,769
No!

829
00:53:01,201 --> 00:53:03,771
¶¶ [ Up-tempo Funk ]

830
00:53:03,770 --> 00:53:07,910
[ Man ]
¶ Hey! My body's strong
but you make me weak ¶

831
00:53:07,907 --> 00:53:12,307
¶ You make me shiver
in the hot seat ¶

832
00:53:12,311 --> 00:53:15,711
¶ You make me nervous
you make me sweat ¶

833
00:53:15,714 --> 00:53:20,654
¶ If I can't have it all
I gotta take what I can get ¶¶

834
00:53:20,652 --> 00:53:22,652
[ Panting ]

835
00:53:22,654 --> 00:53:25,424
I have never been
so exhausted.

836
00:53:27,324 --> 00:53:29,624
Shall we go
for lunch now?

837
00:53:29,626 --> 00:53:31,356
Oh, forget lunch.

838
00:53:31,361 --> 00:53:34,701
I got all the stuff
I need right here.

839
00:53:34,697 --> 00:53:36,497
No, not again. No.

840
00:53:36,498 --> 00:53:40,198
Hold on, I'm just
getting started.

841
00:53:40,201 --> 00:53:42,401
[ Groaning ]

842
00:53:54,214 --> 00:53:58,854
Now, I know what gave me
the courage to get my big ass
in this bathing suit,

843
00:53:58,851 --> 00:54:00,781
but what about you?

844
00:54:00,786 --> 00:54:02,416
It ain't about courage.

845
00:54:02,420 --> 00:54:05,220
Akibo ripped up every outfit
I brought out here.

846
00:54:05,222 --> 00:54:06,492
I ain't got
no more clothes.

847
00:54:06,489 --> 00:54:11,459
Girl, you so crazy.
So y'all hooking up tonight?
Dinnertime.

848
00:54:11,460 --> 00:54:17,200
Well, not that we'll be eating.
[ Laughs ]

849
00:54:17,199 --> 00:54:18,829
What about y'all?

850
00:54:18,833 --> 00:54:20,433
You know, Stace,
I don't get it.

851
00:54:20,434 --> 00:54:23,374
I mean, the chemistry is there,
the attraction is bangin'...

852
00:54:23,370 --> 00:54:26,200
and the sexual tension
is off the hook.

853
00:54:26,206 --> 00:54:28,836
But, for some reason,
he won't go there with me.

854
00:54:28,841 --> 00:54:31,471
Because he is gay.
Hello?

855
00:54:31,476 --> 00:54:35,806
- But what do I know?
- Not a damn thing, hater.

856
00:54:35,813 --> 00:54:39,683
Okay, hold up.
Now check out
Miss Stace here.

857
00:54:39,683 --> 00:54:44,693
Girl, you got
your titties up,
your legs showin'. Mmm.

858
00:54:44,688 --> 00:54:47,488
Now what's gotten
into you, child?

859
00:54:47,490 --> 00:54:50,220
Dr. Akibo.
Dr. Akibo.

860
00:54:50,226 --> 00:54:52,526
[ Laughs ]

861
00:54:52,528 --> 00:54:54,158
Yes, he's in it.

862
00:54:54,162 --> 00:54:56,862
[ Man ]
¶ You are my African queen ¶

863
00:54:56,864 --> 00:54:59,334
I really like you,
Jazmin.

864
00:54:59,333 --> 00:55:01,903
Since the very first time
I laid eyes on you,

865
00:55:01,902 --> 00:55:03,772
I could feel that
special connection.

866
00:55:03,770 --> 00:55:07,570
Then, Tunde,
why haven't you
tried anything, huh?

867
00:55:07,573 --> 00:55:10,673
Last night
it could've been on.

868
00:55:10,676 --> 00:55:14,876
I mean, on.
But you sat there
like a lump on a log.

869
00:55:14,880 --> 00:55:19,820
And when you dropped
me off at my room,
you gave me a handshake.

870
00:55:19,818 --> 00:55:21,948
It was a kiss on your hand.

871
00:55:21,953 --> 00:55:24,423
I was trying
to show you respect.

872
00:55:24,422 --> 00:55:27,692
But if you gauge how much
a man likes you...

873
00:55:27,691 --> 00:55:30,691
by how quick he tried
to rip your clothes off,

874
00:55:30,694 --> 00:55:32,734
then I'd be happy
to oblige you.

875
00:55:32,729 --> 00:55:35,529
[ Thinking ]
My place or yours, baby?
But, unfortunately,

876
00:55:35,531 --> 00:55:39,001
tonight I'll be
tied up in a meeting
with the president...

877
00:55:39,001 --> 00:55:42,401
of the International
Medical Association.

878
00:55:42,404 --> 00:55:46,344
But tomorrow
I'll be all yours.

879
00:55:46,341 --> 00:55:47,671
Okay.

880
00:55:47,675 --> 00:55:50,805
Well, since I was
unable to appease you...

881
00:55:50,811 --> 00:55:54,381
with instant gratification,
perhaps--

882
00:55:54,381 --> 00:55:57,421
¶ You are my African queen
for real ¶

883
00:55:57,417 --> 00:56:00,417
¶ You are my African queen ¶

884
00:56:00,420 --> 00:56:03,690
¶ The girl of my dreams
The girl of my dreams ¶

885
00:56:03,689 --> 00:56:04,949
¶ You take me
where I've never been ¶

886
00:56:04,956 --> 00:56:09,356
¶ Whoa, now, now, yeah ¶
¶ You make my heart go
ting-a-ling-a-ling ¶

887
00:56:09,360 --> 00:56:11,060
¶ Oh, yeah ¶

888
00:56:11,061 --> 00:56:12,961
¶ My African queen ¶

889
00:56:12,962 --> 00:56:18,002
¶ I love you
I love you ¶¶

890
00:56:19,868 --> 00:56:24,068
[ Narrating ]
Funny how one kiss from
the right guy can give a girl...

891
00:56:24,072 --> 00:56:25,942
a whole new attitude.

892
00:56:25,940 --> 00:56:28,570
Gloomy one day
and sunny the next.

893
00:56:28,575 --> 00:56:31,775
Ooh, harder.
Harder. Yes.

894
00:56:31,778 --> 00:56:34,348
[ Moaning ]

895
00:56:34,347 --> 00:56:35,807
Yes, Tunde.

896
00:56:35,815 --> 00:56:39,075
[ Woman ]
¶ Running hot, running cold ¶

897
00:56:39,084 --> 00:56:41,384
¶ I was running ¶

898
00:56:41,386 --> 00:56:43,946
Is that avocado?

899
00:56:43,955 --> 00:56:45,415
Mmm, tasty.

900
00:56:45,423 --> 00:56:49,893
[ Narrating ]
The world is finally comin'
around to seein' things my way.

901
00:56:49,894 --> 00:56:53,934
¶ The wires uncross
the tables were turned ¶

902
00:56:53,931 --> 00:56:57,131
Well--
[ Scoffs ]
at least some of the world.

903
00:56:57,134 --> 00:57:00,004
¶ I'm feeling good
from my head to my shoes ¶

904
00:57:00,003 --> 00:57:03,073
¶ Know where I'm goin'
and I know what to do ¶

905
00:57:03,072 --> 00:57:09,982
¶ I've tidied up
my point of view
I got a new attitude ¶

906
00:57:09,978 --> 00:57:11,978
Can you pass me
one of them cookies?

907
00:57:11,980 --> 00:57:15,510
¶ I'm in control
and my worries are few ¶

908
00:57:15,516 --> 00:57:19,046
Mmm.
Oh, that's the best cookie.

909
00:57:19,052 --> 00:57:22,892
That is the best cook--
Pop one of them cookies
in your mouth.

910
00:57:22,889 --> 00:57:25,059
That's the best--
That's a good cookie.

911
00:57:25,057 --> 00:57:27,717
¶ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ¶

912
00:57:27,726 --> 00:57:30,826
[ Singing Along ]
¶ I got a new attitude ¶

913
00:57:30,829 --> 00:57:32,429
Oh.

914
00:57:32,430 --> 00:57:34,800
¶ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ¶

915
00:57:34,799 --> 00:57:37,129
¶ I got a new attitude ¶¶

916
00:57:37,134 --> 00:57:41,844
[ Thinking ]
Feeling so damn good,
I got a date with myself.

917
00:57:41,838 --> 00:57:43,638
Ooh.

918
00:57:43,639 --> 00:57:47,139
¶¶ [ Classical ]

919
00:57:55,183 --> 00:57:57,553
[ Thinking ]
Oh, sweet Jesus.

920
00:57:57,552 --> 00:58:01,122
¶¶ [ "Romeo And Juliet" ]

921
00:58:07,061 --> 00:58:08,791
Let us pray.

922
00:58:08,796 --> 00:58:13,096
Dear Lord, thank you
for this blessed opportunity,

923
00:58:13,100 --> 00:58:18,170
and help me
to know where to start
on this wonderful buffet.

924
00:58:18,171 --> 00:58:20,641
And, Lord, most importantly,

925
00:58:20,640 --> 00:58:25,140
let my stomach
be much bigger than my eyes.

926
00:58:25,911 --> 00:58:28,881
Amen. Amen.
Girl, dig in.

927
00:58:28,880 --> 00:58:31,110
Ooh, yes, that's what
I'm talkin' about, baby.

928
00:58:31,115 --> 00:58:33,475
Just get you some salad,
'cause you been workin' so hard.

929
00:58:33,484 --> 00:58:36,084
Just get a piece of turkey,
a little piece of protein.

930
00:58:36,086 --> 00:58:38,486
Little cracker.
This is my crouton.

931
00:58:38,488 --> 00:58:41,888
Baby, chicken on a stick.
Pepperoni.

932
00:58:41,891 --> 00:58:43,121
Hmm, you need company.

933
00:58:43,125 --> 00:58:46,555
Oh, just a couple pieces
of quiche, one little brownie,
a croissant.

934
00:58:46,561 --> 00:58:50,201
And just one sparerib, okay?
Oh, Jesus, they got
a couple shrimps.

935
00:58:50,197 --> 00:58:53,157
Wish I had a little
melted cheese to dip it in.

936
00:58:53,166 --> 00:58:56,626
I am doing so good.
Yes, you are, Jaz.

937
00:59:01,707 --> 00:59:05,137
[ Dishes Shattering ]

938
00:59:10,915 --> 00:59:12,105
Hey, Jazmin,
what's going on?

939
00:59:12,116 --> 00:59:15,816
Don't "what's going on" me!
I thought you were supposed
to go to a meeting.

940
00:59:15,819 --> 00:59:16,879
- You tryin' to play me?
- No, this is--

941
00:59:16,886 --> 00:59:21,556
And who is she? You wouldn't
sleep with me 'cause you were
so busy sleeping with her?

942
00:59:21,557 --> 00:59:23,817
Sorry. We're not
sleeping together.
We're just colleagues.

943
00:59:23,825 --> 00:59:26,955
Oh, and, Tunde,
did you feed her with the same
lines you fed me with?

944
00:59:26,961 --> 00:59:30,761
- Jazmin, you are mistaken.
- And what happened to your
meeting with the president...

945
00:59:30,764 --> 00:59:33,874
of the International Association
or medical board or whatever?

946
00:59:33,867 --> 00:59:35,167
Did that conveniently
get canceled too?

947
00:59:35,168 --> 00:59:40,538
Jazmin, this is the president
of the International Medical
Association.

948
00:59:52,685 --> 00:59:55,645
Excuse me, Sarah.
Jazmin.

949
00:59:55,654 --> 00:59:59,194
Jazmin, stop!

950
01:00:00,257 --> 01:00:05,927
What is wrong with you, woman?
What just happened in there?

951
01:00:05,929 --> 01:00:08,029
Is it who you are?

952
01:00:08,031 --> 01:00:09,661
And if it is, then what?

953
01:00:09,665 --> 01:00:13,595
Then I'll be asking, why are you
such a suspicious person?

954
01:00:13,602 --> 01:00:14,732
Why are you so angry?

955
01:00:14,736 --> 01:00:18,996
That woman in there--
she's a friend, a colleague,
like she said.

956
01:00:19,006 --> 01:00:23,066
She's also the wife
of a fellow doctor
here at the convention.

957
01:00:23,076 --> 01:00:25,936
Well, still, if you're
not sleepin' with that woman,

958
01:00:25,945 --> 01:00:30,705
it's just a matter of time
before you're sleepin'
with another one.

959
01:00:33,218 --> 01:00:35,588
What do you want me to do?

960
01:00:35,587 --> 01:00:38,017
I don't want you
to do nothin', Tunde,

961
01:00:38,022 --> 01:00:39,862
except just
leave me alone, okay?

962
01:00:39,857 --> 01:00:44,287
No, no, no.
You're gonna have to answer
me one question.

963
01:00:44,294 --> 01:00:46,734
Look at me.

964
01:00:47,796 --> 01:00:50,226
What was this between us?

965
01:00:50,231 --> 01:00:53,231
Was it just a blip
in your life?

966
01:00:53,234 --> 01:00:59,774
I mean, this morning you said
that everything was perfect.

967
01:01:00,306 --> 01:01:06,136
And now... everything
turned out so ugly.

968
01:01:06,678 --> 01:01:09,948
'Cause maybe I'm ugly.
Okay, I mean,
do you see this?

969
01:01:09,947 --> 01:01:13,877
Look at this. Look at it.
All of it. Look at it.

970
01:01:13,884 --> 01:01:17,094
It ain't goin' nowhere.
Nowhere. And neither
are we, okay?

971
01:01:17,087 --> 01:01:20,817
So let's just stop
kiddin' each other
and say good-bye now.

972
01:01:20,824 --> 01:01:24,094
Then you can go
get you a skinny woman.

973
01:01:24,093 --> 01:01:26,193
Jazmin--

974
01:01:29,031 --> 01:01:31,161
[ Sighs ]

975
01:01:35,003 --> 01:01:36,703
[ Crying ]

976
01:01:36,704 --> 01:01:39,874
Hey, Stace, I'm sorry
to interrupt you guys,

977
01:01:39,873 --> 01:01:43,813
but I came to tell you I gotta
get the hell up outta here.

978
01:01:43,810 --> 01:01:46,340
I gotta go.
What happened?

979
01:01:47,112 --> 01:01:50,182
Come on, Mia, pack your shit.
We're leavin'.

980
01:01:50,181 --> 01:01:53,221
You ain't gots
to tell me twice.

981
01:01:54,952 --> 01:01:57,952
Will you tell me
what happened?

982
01:02:00,924 --> 01:02:02,894
Jaz!

983
01:02:02,892 --> 01:02:05,832
Move, Stace.

984
01:02:06,395 --> 01:02:09,325
What did Tunde do?

985
01:02:10,098 --> 01:02:13,128
What did he do, Jaz?
Nothing. Nothing, Stace.

986
01:02:13,134 --> 01:02:19,144
[ Sobbing ]
It was me, Stace.
It was me. Me.

987
01:02:26,714 --> 01:02:28,714
[ Whispers ]
It's okay.

988
01:02:28,716 --> 01:02:31,776
You can stay. I don't
want to ruin your trip.

989
01:02:31,785 --> 01:02:34,715
No. If you're leavin',
I'm leavin'.

990
01:02:34,721 --> 01:02:37,961
No, Stace.
Yes.

991
01:02:39,124 --> 01:02:42,664
I knew it was too good
to be true.

992
01:02:42,660 --> 01:02:45,230
I knew it was.

993
01:02:45,229 --> 01:02:48,699
[ Sobbing Continues ]

994
01:02:56,339 --> 01:02:59,069
[ Crying ]

995
01:03:02,178 --> 01:03:04,908
That's what I always say.

996
01:03:04,914 --> 01:03:09,284
When it's too good
to be true,

997
01:03:09,285 --> 01:03:11,845
they must be gay.

998
01:03:17,459 --> 01:03:19,829
What?

999
01:03:36,077 --> 01:03:40,847
[ Man On TV, Crying ]
Oh, hi, Madam Piggy Wiggy.

1000
01:03:40,848 --> 01:03:44,178
I'm just sittin' here
feelin' sorry for myself.

1001
01:03:44,184 --> 01:03:46,224
Thought I had a date
with Miss Slim Goody.

1002
01:03:46,219 --> 01:03:49,449
Turns out she never intended
to go out with a fatty like me.

1003
01:03:49,455 --> 01:03:51,915
It was all a big joke,
and I was the butt of it.

1004
01:03:51,924 --> 01:03:55,434
[ Madam Piggy Wiggy On TV ]
But you don't look like
an ass to me, Mr. Fat Man.

1005
01:03:55,427 --> 01:03:58,927
Hey, why don't you join me
in my pity party--

1006
01:03:58,930 --> 01:04:00,300
I mean, piggy party.

1007
01:04:00,298 --> 01:04:05,298
Your piggy parties is what
got me in this blubbery mess
in the first place.

1008
01:04:05,303 --> 01:04:07,943
[ Sniffs ]
Mmm.

1009
01:04:07,938 --> 01:04:11,068
[ Slurping, Groans ]

1010
01:04:11,074 --> 01:04:16,084
I think I got indigestion.
[ Groans ]

1011
01:04:16,079 --> 01:04:18,949
[ Phone Rings ]

1012
01:04:18,948 --> 01:04:21,948
[ Answering Machine ]
Hey, this is Jaz.
Hang up at the beep.

1013
01:04:21,951 --> 01:04:24,051
[ Machine Beeps ]
[ Stacey ]
Jaz, you've been in that bed...

1014
01:04:24,053 --> 01:04:27,523
wallowing in your misery
for three days, and it's time
to snap out of it.

1015
01:04:27,523 --> 01:04:32,563
'Cause the way I see it,
Akibo was just a preview of
greater things to come for me.

1016
01:04:32,561 --> 01:04:34,431
And the same goes
for you and Tunde--

1017
01:04:34,429 --> 01:04:37,799
[ Beeps ]
[ Computer Voice ]
Message erased.

1018
01:04:41,202 --> 01:04:42,472
...had frustrating results...

1019
01:04:42,469 --> 01:04:46,839
and haven't been able
to lose weight on any
of the other methods...

1020
01:04:46,840 --> 01:04:48,570
come on in
and sleep that weight off.

1021
01:04:48,575 --> 01:04:50,305
[ Man ]
Dia-Trim Weight Loss Shoe
creates resistance--

1022
01:04:50,310 --> 01:04:53,980
Studies have proven that
daily exercise is the fastest
route to weight loss.

1023
01:04:53,980 --> 01:04:55,310
So if you want
that perfect bod--

1024
01:04:55,314 --> 01:04:59,554
I've tried all types of diets,
but nothing will work for me.

1025
01:04:59,551 --> 01:05:04,021
They tell me, "Oh, no, not you.
You're not fat."

1026
01:05:04,022 --> 01:05:06,362
Of course I'm fat!
Look at me.

1027
01:05:06,357 --> 01:05:11,987
I just never imagined
that I could get this big.

1028
01:05:11,995 --> 01:05:13,485
[ Sobbing ]

1029
01:05:13,496 --> 01:05:18,166
I don't want
to have to eat lettuce!

1030
01:05:18,167 --> 01:05:23,997
Those stupid bags
of spring mix piss me off!

1031
01:05:24,006 --> 01:05:26,306
The only thing I am sure of...

1032
01:05:26,308 --> 01:05:29,838
is that there is no room
in this world for fat people.

1033
01:05:29,844 --> 01:05:34,854
They should just round us all up
and send us to some island.

1034
01:05:34,849 --> 01:05:37,519
Hell, that
wouldn't even work,

1035
01:05:37,518 --> 01:05:41,248
'cause we'd probably end up
eating each other.

1036
01:05:41,255 --> 01:05:44,215
[ Sobbing Continues ]

1037
01:05:56,369 --> 01:06:01,069
[ Tunde's Voice ]
Jazmin, you will never
be a size five.

1038
01:06:06,011 --> 01:06:07,311
[ Knocking ]

1039
01:06:07,312 --> 01:06:12,012
Jaz, honey, um,
I'm steppin' out for a second.

1040
01:06:12,016 --> 01:06:14,646
Do you need me
to bring you back anything...

1041
01:06:14,651 --> 01:06:16,881
like some air freshener?

1042
01:06:16,886 --> 01:06:19,846
Bitch, what you say?

1043
01:06:19,855 --> 01:06:21,545
Your room stinks like hell,

1044
01:06:21,556 --> 01:06:23,786
and it's time that you
get back with the program.

1045
01:06:23,791 --> 01:06:28,891
- I mean, just look at yourself.
- I am looking at me.

1046
01:06:30,497 --> 01:06:33,197
On second thought,
no, I'm not. You ain't me.

1047
01:06:33,199 --> 01:06:36,669
You ain't never been me.
You don't know what
it's like to feel my pain.

1048
01:06:36,669 --> 01:06:40,239
You ain't never weighed
more than a buck oh-five
in your life,

1049
01:06:40,239 --> 01:06:42,109
and you think
you feel my pain?

1050
01:06:42,107 --> 01:06:45,237
- Huh, bitch?
- Jazmin, are you talking to me?

1051
01:06:45,243 --> 01:06:50,053
Who the hell do you think
I'm talkin' to, you bulimic,
anorexic bitch?

1052
01:06:50,047 --> 01:06:53,347
Well, geez, you don't
gotta get ugly.

1053
01:06:53,350 --> 01:06:56,950
Did you just call me ugly?
Bitch, did you just
call me ugly?

1054
01:06:56,953 --> 01:07:00,393
- I will kick your--
- [ Sobbing Continues ]

1055
01:07:00,389 --> 01:07:04,089
It's on. You hear me?
It's about to be on.

1056
01:07:04,092 --> 01:07:06,232
Bitch, you have tortured me
and taunted me,

1057
01:07:06,227 --> 01:07:10,057
made me do things to my body
trying to be like you.

1058
01:07:10,064 --> 01:07:12,604
What you say?
What you say? Take that!

1059
01:07:12,599 --> 01:07:15,369
I hate you!
I hate you! I hate you!

1060
01:07:15,368 --> 01:07:18,668
[ Gasping ]
[ Jazmin Mumbling ]

1061
01:07:18,671 --> 01:07:23,641
I hate you! I hate you
for all the times
you told me I was fat!

1062
01:07:23,642 --> 01:07:27,042
Oh, my God!
My cousin has gone mad!

1063
01:07:27,045 --> 01:07:29,375
She's trying to kill me!

1064
01:07:29,380 --> 01:07:31,250
[ Bawling ]

1065
01:07:31,248 --> 01:07:33,918
Never be a size five!

1066
01:07:33,917 --> 01:07:37,647
I won't! Oh! Oh, God!

1067
01:07:37,654 --> 01:07:40,294
[ Screaming ]

1068
01:07:40,289 --> 01:07:44,429
[ Woman On TV
Continues Bawling ]

1069
01:07:44,427 --> 01:07:48,627
Oh! Oh, God! Oh, God!

1070
01:07:48,631 --> 01:07:53,201
Oh, somebody
shut that fat bitch up!

1071
01:07:53,202 --> 01:07:57,002
Oh, God!
[ Grunting ]

1072
01:07:59,207 --> 01:08:01,707
[ Screaming ]

1073
01:08:01,709 --> 01:08:04,739
Oh, God! Oh!

1074
01:08:04,745 --> 01:08:09,045
[ Sobbing ]
Oh! Oh! Oh, God!

1075
01:08:09,049 --> 01:08:11,749
God!

1076
01:08:12,752 --> 01:08:15,692
Oh, God. Oh, God.

1077
01:08:15,688 --> 01:08:19,418
Grandma. Grandma?

1078
01:08:19,425 --> 01:08:21,385
Grandma!

1079
01:08:21,393 --> 01:08:25,263
Look at me, Grandma.

1080
01:08:25,263 --> 01:08:30,133
Grandma. Grandma. Grandma.

1081
01:08:32,136 --> 01:08:36,866
You are beautiful.
Inside and out.

1082
01:08:36,874 --> 01:08:39,774
You're beautiful, sugar.

1083
01:08:44,380 --> 01:08:47,250
[ Sobbing ]

1084
01:08:48,850 --> 01:08:51,080
I'm beautiful.

1085
01:08:51,085 --> 01:08:53,685
I am. I am.

1086
01:08:53,687 --> 01:08:58,217
I am. I am beautiful.

1087
01:08:58,224 --> 01:09:00,324
All of me.

1088
01:09:00,326 --> 01:09:02,326
I love me.

1089
01:09:02,328 --> 01:09:06,328
I love me. I love me.

1090
01:09:22,681 --> 01:09:26,081
[ Birds Chirping ]

1091
01:10:18,469 --> 01:10:20,869
You are a diamond, girl.

1092
01:10:20,871 --> 01:10:24,311
And don't you ever forget it.

1093
01:10:25,908 --> 01:10:28,508
[ Footsteps ]

1094
01:10:28,510 --> 01:10:30,740
Hello.

1095
01:10:30,745 --> 01:10:34,175
- Is it okay to enter?
- Come on in, girl.

1096
01:10:34,181 --> 01:10:38,081
Ooh! I'm sorry, Jaz.
I didn't know you was dressin'.
I'll come back.

1097
01:10:38,084 --> 01:10:41,254
Oh, no, it's all right.
I wasn't gettin' dressed.

1098
01:10:41,253 --> 01:10:44,993
I just felt
like bein' naked.

1099
01:10:44,990 --> 01:10:47,220
Oh, okay.

1100
01:10:47,225 --> 01:10:49,625
Oh, um, okay.

1101
01:10:49,994 --> 01:10:52,294
Shoot, for a minute there
yesterday, girl,

1102
01:10:52,296 --> 01:10:54,326
I thought you
had lost your mind.

1103
01:10:54,331 --> 01:10:57,501
Oh, my God, Jaz.
What happened to your room?

1104
01:10:57,500 --> 01:11:01,640
[ Sighs ]
Just a little bit
of spring cleaning.

1105
01:11:01,637 --> 01:11:04,767
It smells so good,
and it looks so clean.

1106
01:11:04,773 --> 01:11:07,413
You sure you're all right?

1107
01:11:07,408 --> 01:11:10,938
I am "fat-tabulous."

1108
01:11:12,412 --> 01:11:14,752
Yes, you are.
Yeah.

1109
01:11:14,747 --> 01:11:17,447
Mmm. I love you.

1110
01:11:17,449 --> 01:11:19,249
I love you too.

1111
01:11:19,250 --> 01:11:20,820
And I'm sorry
about your head.

1112
01:11:20,818 --> 01:11:23,718
You want me to show you
how it feels?
No.

1113
01:11:23,720 --> 01:11:25,990
[ Both Laughing ]

1114
01:11:25,988 --> 01:11:30,318
[ Woman ]
¶ Walk in with my girls
It's on for sure ¶

1115
01:11:30,325 --> 01:11:34,985
¶ Gonna see what trouble
we'll find tonight ¶

1116
01:11:34,996 --> 01:11:37,926
¶ What trouble
we'll find tonight ¶

1117
01:11:37,932 --> 01:11:40,602
¶ 'Cause the guys
are lookin' good ¶

1118
01:11:40,601 --> 01:11:42,671
¶ Yes, they are ¶

1119
01:11:42,669 --> 01:11:44,739
¶¶ [ Continues, Indistinct ]

1120
01:11:44,737 --> 01:11:47,397
Ooh, Stace,
that's my cut!

1121
01:11:47,406 --> 01:11:49,466
Come on. Come on.

1122
01:11:49,474 --> 01:11:51,644
All night. Yeah.

1123
01:11:51,642 --> 01:11:54,342
[ Man Singing ]
¶ We don't rock like that ¶

1124
01:11:54,344 --> 01:11:56,784
¶ Your mama a skinny girl ¶

1125
01:11:56,779 --> 01:11:59,479
¶¶ [ Continues, Indistinct ]

1126
01:11:59,481 --> 01:12:03,351
- What's goin' on?
- [ Crowd Cheering ]

1127
01:12:03,351 --> 01:12:06,751
[ Scoffs ]
Oh, it's nothin'.

1128
01:12:06,754 --> 01:12:08,954
Just two fat bitches.

1129
01:12:08,956 --> 01:12:12,956
- [ Record Scratches, Stops ]
- Ooh.

1130
01:12:14,995 --> 01:12:18,225
[ Laughs ]

1131
01:12:20,299 --> 01:12:21,929
Jaz?

1132
01:12:21,933 --> 01:12:24,473
Oh, I got this.

1133
01:12:25,535 --> 01:12:27,395
What did you say?

1134
01:12:27,403 --> 01:12:30,843
I said it's just
two fat bitches.

1135
01:12:30,839 --> 01:12:32,909
Yeah, did she stutter?
[ Laughing ]

1136
01:12:32,907 --> 01:12:37,837
You know, the only thing
stopping me from putting
my size 10 foot...

1137
01:12:37,845 --> 01:12:41,905
up y'all bony asses
is the fact that I know,
as pretty as you girls are,

1138
01:12:41,915 --> 01:12:46,715
if you got to clown
somebody else just to feel
good about yourselves,

1139
01:12:46,719 --> 01:12:49,619
then you must feel
pretty damn ugly inside.

1140
01:12:49,621 --> 01:12:53,791
And if that's the case,
do me a favor-- stop hatin'.

1141
01:12:53,791 --> 01:12:59,631
'Cause I'm plump like a roast
and thicker than most.

1142
01:12:59,630 --> 01:13:02,630
[ Laughter, Cheering ]

1143
01:13:02,633 --> 01:13:04,633
Hah!

1144
01:13:04,635 --> 01:13:06,995
¶¶ [ Hip-hop Resumes ]

1145
01:13:07,004 --> 01:13:10,774
Ooh-ooh! Ooh-ooh!
Ooh-ooh!

1146
01:13:10,774 --> 01:13:12,814
¶ Come stand for the big girl ¶

1147
01:13:12,809 --> 01:13:14,809
¶ Give it on up
for the big girl ¶

1148
01:13:14,811 --> 01:13:16,841
¶ Everybody do
the big girl strut ¶

1149
01:13:16,846 --> 01:13:18,646
¶ Bend over
and shake your butt ¶

1150
01:13:18,647 --> 01:13:20,707
¶ I'm into big girls
You ought to try it ¶

1151
01:13:20,715 --> 01:13:22,375
¶ Take my advice
There's nothin' like it ¶

1152
01:13:22,383 --> 01:13:24,483
¶ Lookin' so good
make you want to bite it ¶

1153
01:13:24,485 --> 01:13:26,845
¶ And my thing stay rock
'cause I'm so excited ¶

1154
01:13:26,854 --> 01:13:28,654
¶ Oh, baby girl, you so soft ¶

1155
01:13:28,655 --> 01:13:30,715
¶ I want to take you home
and bring you off ¶

1156
01:13:30,723 --> 01:13:32,593
¶ I like the way
you wear them drawers ¶

1157
01:13:32,591 --> 01:13:35,731
¶ I like it much better
when you take 'em off ¶

1158
01:13:35,727 --> 01:13:38,827
[ Cheering ]

1159
01:13:42,066 --> 01:13:45,396
Girl, they are jammin'.
[ Groans ]

1160
01:13:45,402 --> 01:13:48,402
[ Man ]
Hey, ladies, what you drinkin'?

1161
01:13:48,405 --> 01:13:50,505
Give us something sexy.

1162
01:13:50,507 --> 01:13:53,607
Two somethin' sexy's
comin' up!

1163
01:13:53,610 --> 01:13:56,610
Ooh, Miss Stace!
Sexy.

1164
01:13:56,613 --> 01:13:58,713
Feelin' sexy.

1165
01:13:58,715 --> 01:14:00,505
You want to dance?

1166
01:14:00,516 --> 01:14:05,416
[ Chuckles ]
He obviously doesn't
remember us, Stace.

1167
01:14:05,420 --> 01:14:07,450
See, the last time
we were here,

1168
01:14:07,455 --> 01:14:08,915
I recall you
laughing at us...

1169
01:14:08,923 --> 01:14:12,693
when we asked you
to be a gentleman
and drive us home.

1170
01:14:12,693 --> 01:14:14,393
Right.
I did?

1171
01:14:14,394 --> 01:14:16,494
Mm-hmm.
Damn, what was I thinking?

1172
01:14:16,496 --> 01:14:21,096
The same thing
I'm thinkin' right now.
[ Laughing ]

1173
01:14:21,100 --> 01:14:24,770
See ya! Peace.
Peace.

1174
01:14:25,537 --> 01:14:26,967
Yes, baby.
All right.

1175
01:14:26,971 --> 01:14:30,511
You know what?
I got this round.
Uh-uh. I got it.

1176
01:14:30,507 --> 01:14:34,007
Actually, ladies,
those two gentlemen
over there got it.

1177
01:14:34,010 --> 01:14:37,480
¶¶ [ Hip-hop Continues ]

1178
01:14:37,480 --> 01:14:38,110
Oh.

1179
01:14:38,113 --> 01:14:42,423
Oh, child, we got some mens
buyin' us drinks and things.

1180
01:14:42,417 --> 01:14:47,587
Okay, okay. I want
the chocolate coffee.

1181
01:14:47,588 --> 01:14:49,688
No cream, no sugar.

1182
01:14:52,759 --> 01:14:54,659
Hey.

1183
01:14:54,660 --> 01:14:56,690
I would love to dance.

1184
01:14:56,695 --> 01:14:58,955
All right,
let's do it.

1185
01:14:58,963 --> 01:15:01,903
¶ Order up the Hennessey
Rolling ¶

1186
01:15:01,899 --> 01:15:03,999
¶ Gonna have to ask
if we're smoking ¶

1187
01:15:04,001 --> 01:15:05,801
¶ Wonder how
it's great to be ¶

1188
01:15:05,802 --> 01:15:07,702
¶ White lights, blue ice
It's nice crew again ¶

1189
01:15:07,703 --> 01:15:10,873
¶ Five mics, five niggas
Screamin' at your crew again ¶

1190
01:15:10,872 --> 01:15:12,202
¶¶ [ Fades, Stops ]

1191
01:15:12,206 --> 01:15:16,676
Cha-cha.
Ooh, I love this dress.
It's pink. It's fresh.

1192
01:15:16,677 --> 01:15:20,007
Hey, y'all, welcome back!
How was the vacation?

1193
01:15:20,013 --> 01:15:22,853
- Life-changing.
- Ooh, ooh, I see.

1194
01:15:22,849 --> 01:15:26,619
Girl, you got two eyes
instead of four.
Look at those knockers.

1195
01:15:26,619 --> 01:15:29,649
Mama said knock me out!
[ Laughs ]

1196
01:15:29,655 --> 01:15:31,915
Now, bitch, give me
all the juicy details.

1197
01:15:31,923 --> 01:15:35,593
A good girl
never kisses and tells.
Ooh!

1198
01:15:35,593 --> 01:15:37,463
So where do you want me
to start?
Okay.

1199
01:15:37,461 --> 01:15:41,831
Excuse me. Can we get
some damn help around here?

1200
01:15:41,832 --> 01:15:45,902
Is anybody working here?

1201
01:15:45,902 --> 01:15:47,202
Anybody?
[ Sighs ]

1202
01:15:47,203 --> 01:15:49,173
- Ramón.
- Customer.

1203
01:15:49,171 --> 01:15:51,671
How can I help you?

1204
01:15:52,040 --> 01:15:55,740
Jaz, go help them.
I need to do inventory.

1205
01:15:55,743 --> 01:16:00,983
Yeah, can you tell me why
everything in this department
matches my living room set?

1206
01:16:00,981 --> 01:16:03,111
That's what I wanna know.
Mm-hmm.

1207
01:16:03,116 --> 01:16:06,146
Well, ladies, unfortunately
I can't, because--

1208
01:16:06,152 --> 01:16:07,822
[ Quiet Chattering ]

1209
01:16:07,820 --> 01:16:12,190
Because the only person that
can answer that question...

1210
01:16:12,191 --> 01:16:14,721
is that man
right over there.

1211
01:16:14,726 --> 01:16:16,756
[ Woman ]
Why don't we go ask him?

1212
01:16:16,761 --> 01:16:21,161
Can you give me a sec?
Ramón!

1213
01:16:21,165 --> 01:16:23,595
I saw it comin'.

1214
01:16:23,600 --> 01:16:25,870
Ladies, follow me.

1215
01:16:25,868 --> 01:16:28,028
All right.

1216
01:16:28,669 --> 01:16:31,069
Excuse me.
Yeah, I do.

1217
01:16:31,071 --> 01:16:32,671
That's a bangin' dress
she's got on.

1218
01:16:32,672 --> 01:16:36,572
Oh, I'd wear the hell
out of that, girl.
Yes, Jazmin, what is it?

1219
01:16:36,575 --> 01:16:39,135
Dick, these ladies
have a question for you,

1220
01:16:39,144 --> 01:16:41,584
and I have
a question for him.

1221
01:16:41,579 --> 01:16:43,749
But you can't--
Watch me.

1222
01:16:43,747 --> 01:16:46,477
Okay, 4:00 is good.
[ Clears Throat ]

1223
01:16:46,483 --> 01:16:50,083
Hi. I'm sorry to disturb you.
My name is Jazmin Biltmore.

1224
01:16:50,086 --> 01:16:53,516
I understand you're the head
buyer at Bloomfeld's.
I am.

1225
01:16:53,522 --> 01:16:55,862
Excuse me.
Are you gonna help us or not?

1226
01:16:55,857 --> 01:17:00,087
Oh, I'm sorry, ladies.
How can I be of assistance?

1227
01:17:00,094 --> 01:17:03,534
We'd like to know which rack
she got her dress from.

1228
01:17:03,530 --> 01:17:08,200
Well, I'm not exactly sure.
Why don't we go ask her?

1229
01:17:08,201 --> 01:17:11,271
See, I'm an aspiring fashion
designer, and I was wondering--

1230
01:17:11,270 --> 01:17:16,270
Jazmin, need I remind you
that you're on the clock and
should be assisting customers?

1231
01:17:16,275 --> 01:17:19,635
Now, these ladies would like you
to go and show them...

1232
01:17:19,645 --> 01:17:21,775
which rack
you got your outfit from.

1233
01:17:21,780 --> 01:17:23,710
Oh, that is not
one of ours.
No.

1234
01:17:23,715 --> 01:17:26,215
Actually, I designed it
and made it myself.

1235
01:17:26,217 --> 01:17:28,647
You made that?
You made that?
That is fly!

1236
01:17:28,652 --> 01:17:33,722
It's got a lot of flavor.
It is sexy yet professional.

1237
01:17:33,723 --> 01:17:36,093
Classy yet... sassy.

1238
01:17:36,092 --> 01:17:38,532
And this was
last season's design.

1239
01:17:38,527 --> 01:17:42,027
There's a lot more
where this came from.

1240
01:17:42,263 --> 01:17:45,063
[ Woman ]
Dang, girl, you gotta hook
your big sisters up.

1241
01:17:45,065 --> 01:17:47,825
- [ Woman #2 ]
Just say how much.
- Has anybody seen these?

1242
01:17:47,834 --> 01:17:50,574
Well, I asked Dick
the last time
you were here...

1243
01:17:50,570 --> 01:17:53,340
if I could show them to you,
but he said you would never...

1244
01:17:53,339 --> 01:17:56,069
be interested
in my amateur sketches.

1245
01:17:56,075 --> 01:17:57,835
- This Dick?
- This Dick.

1246
01:17:57,843 --> 01:17:59,643
- So you saw these sketches?
- Well--

1247
01:17:59,644 --> 01:18:03,014
- And you held them
back from me?
- Not exactly.

1248
01:18:03,014 --> 01:18:05,284
Richard, you and I
have got to talk.

1249
01:18:05,282 --> 01:18:07,882
I agree.
She's got potential.

1250
01:18:07,884 --> 01:18:12,194
Potential?
Potential is someone
who's on their way.

1251
01:18:12,188 --> 01:18:14,288
She's arrived.

1252
01:18:14,290 --> 01:18:18,890
- Mr. Myer--
- Please, call me Robert.

1253
01:18:18,894 --> 01:18:22,234
Let's go have a little chat.

1254
01:18:25,834 --> 01:18:28,974
Ladies, what
can I do for you?

1255
01:18:28,970 --> 01:18:31,700
Nothing.
Nothing.
Nothing.

1256
01:18:32,039 --> 01:18:36,339
Robert, I need you to say
to me in plain English
exactly what you're saying...

1257
01:18:36,343 --> 01:18:40,383
before I jump up and down
and make a total fool of myself.

1258
01:18:40,380 --> 01:18:42,780
Have a seat.

1259
01:18:42,782 --> 01:18:45,152
In plain English,
what I'm saying is...

1260
01:18:45,151 --> 01:18:50,221
your fashion sense
is simply... amazing.

1261
01:18:50,222 --> 01:18:55,062
If you allow me to test-market
your designs and they do well,

1262
01:18:55,060 --> 01:18:57,160
I will see to it
by this time next year...

1263
01:18:57,162 --> 01:19:01,902
your line is in every major
department store in the nation.

1264
01:19:06,704 --> 01:19:08,944
Miss Biltmore.

1265
01:19:10,974 --> 01:19:12,114
Miss Biltmore?

1266
01:19:12,108 --> 01:19:17,208
You can jump up and down
and make a total fool
of yourself now.

1267
01:19:17,213 --> 01:19:20,683
[ All Cheering ]

1268
01:19:21,417 --> 01:19:25,287
Oh! Oh, Stacey!

1269
01:19:25,287 --> 01:19:28,347
Baby, y'all should
have seen Dick's face.

1270
01:19:28,356 --> 01:19:30,986
- [ Laughing ]
- Yes, he was dick-faced.

1271
01:19:30,991 --> 01:19:34,331
- Dickface was dick-faced.
- [ All Laughing ]

1272
01:19:34,327 --> 01:19:38,697
What is the name
of your line gonna be?

1273
01:19:41,934 --> 01:19:44,374
Thick Madame.

1274
01:19:44,369 --> 01:19:46,799
To the thick madames!
To the thick madames!

1275
01:19:46,804 --> 01:19:49,274
[ Chanting ]
To the thick madames!
To the thick madames!

1276
01:19:49,273 --> 01:19:53,443
To the thick madames!
Go, Stace! Go, Stace!

1277
01:19:54,377 --> 01:19:57,407
[ Woman ]
¶ Now that I've found my life
I'm doing better ¶

1278
01:19:57,413 --> 01:20:00,853
¶ Feels so good to be myself
I'm doing better ¶

1279
01:20:00,849 --> 01:20:02,979
¶ I'm so sexy, I'm stronger ¶

1280
01:20:02,984 --> 01:20:05,284
¶ You didn't hurt me
I'm stronger ¶

1281
01:20:05,286 --> 01:20:08,016
¶ Just when you thought I won't
I'm doing better ¶

1282
01:20:08,022 --> 01:20:11,092
¶ Thought that I would give up
hope, I'm doing better ¶

1283
01:20:11,091 --> 01:20:13,321
¶ I'm so sexy, I'm stronger ¶

1284
01:20:13,326 --> 01:20:16,426
¶ Didn't hurt me
I'm stronger ¶

1285
01:20:16,429 --> 01:20:18,059
This is fabulous!

1286
01:20:18,063 --> 01:20:22,533
¶ Now I got to tell somebody
about my struggle ¶

1287
01:20:22,534 --> 01:20:25,204
¶ And how a sister
had to hustle ¶

1288
01:20:25,203 --> 01:20:28,543
¶ See, you thought
I wasn't no hottie ¶

1289
01:20:28,539 --> 01:20:31,309
¶ Now I'm the hottest chick
at this party ¶

1290
01:20:31,308 --> 01:20:33,468
¶ My hips got you ¶
¶ Got you ¶

1291
01:20:33,476 --> 01:20:35,306
¶ My sexy lips
and my eyes too ¶

1292
01:20:35,311 --> 01:20:38,911
¶ You see, just when you thought
I won't, I'm doing better ¶

1293
01:20:38,914 --> 01:20:42,124
¶ Thought that I would give up
hope, I'm doing better ¶

1294
01:20:42,117 --> 01:20:44,217
¶ So sexy and stronger ¶¶

1295
01:20:44,219 --> 01:20:46,549
[ Cell Phone Rings ]
[ Jazmin ]
Hello?

1296
01:20:46,554 --> 01:20:49,524
[ Robert ]
Miss Biltmore, Robert Myer.

1297
01:20:49,523 --> 01:20:50,563
[ Jazmin ]
Yes?

1298
01:20:50,557 --> 01:20:54,487
[ Robert ]
It's this time next year.
I'm launching you nationally.

1299
01:20:54,494 --> 01:20:59,204
Oh! Oh, my God!
Oh, my-- Thank you.

1300
01:20:59,198 --> 01:21:03,368
Thank you so much! Oh!
[ Laughs ]

1301
01:21:09,407 --> 01:21:12,437
[ Woman ]
¶ Big girls
it's time to work it ¶

1302
01:21:12,443 --> 01:21:16,383
[ Crowd Cheering ]

1303
01:21:16,880 --> 01:21:20,010
Thank you, and no,
I am not a thick madame.

1304
01:21:20,016 --> 01:21:23,276
Thick, no.
Madame, ooh, maybe.

1305
01:21:23,285 --> 01:21:24,415
[ Laughter ]

1306
01:21:24,419 --> 01:21:27,889
And now for the moment
you've all been waitin' for.

1307
01:21:27,889 --> 01:21:32,989
Help me welcome all
the fabulous thick madames!

1308
01:21:32,994 --> 01:21:37,234
[ Applause, Cheering ]

1309
01:21:38,632 --> 01:21:43,372
[ Ramón ]
They came, they saw,
they even sashayed.

1310
01:21:43,370 --> 01:21:45,070
That's right!
Go, Thick Madame!

1311
01:21:45,071 --> 01:21:49,471
[ Ramón ]
Aren't they beautiful?
Aren't they opulent?

1312
01:21:49,475 --> 01:21:51,935
Aren't they lovely?

1313
01:21:51,944 --> 01:21:54,214
¶¶ [ Woman Singing, Indistinct ]

1314
01:21:54,212 --> 01:21:56,882
[ Ramón ]
Absorb them. Love them.
Take them in.

1315
01:21:56,881 --> 01:21:59,381
Who are they?
They are the uptown models.

1316
01:21:59,383 --> 01:22:02,453
They are the girls that fly!

1317
01:22:02,452 --> 01:22:05,522
[ Together ]
Love you, Thick Madame!

1318
01:22:05,521 --> 01:22:07,321
[ Ramón ]
They are here to work it.

1319
01:22:07,322 --> 01:22:11,462
This is the fashion line
for the uptown hot mama.

1320
01:22:11,459 --> 01:22:15,629
¶ You put out this fire
inside me ¶

1321
01:22:15,629 --> 01:22:17,629
¶¶ [ Continues, Indistinct ]

1322
01:22:17,631 --> 01:22:23,331
Ladies and gentlemen,
this ain't no "Lame" Bryant.

1323
01:22:23,336 --> 01:22:26,236
Fashion that will
blow you away.

1324
01:22:26,238 --> 01:22:31,668
¶ Maybe I'll let you
have a part of me ¶

1325
01:22:31,676 --> 01:22:34,476
¶ Patience has
walked out the door ¶

1326
01:22:34,478 --> 01:22:37,208
- ¶ You and I ¶
- Go, Stacey, yes!

1327
01:22:37,214 --> 01:22:41,484
¶ Wait and concentrate
on what we came here for ¶

1328
01:22:41,484 --> 01:22:44,354
[ Ramón ]
Thank you. Thank you, ladies!

1329
01:22:44,353 --> 01:22:46,223
¶¶ [ Fades, Stops ]

1330
01:22:46,221 --> 01:22:51,161
Help me welcome the legendary,
the one, the only,

1331
01:22:51,159 --> 01:22:56,159
the queen and my girl,
Miss Jazmin Biltmore.

1332
01:22:56,164 --> 01:23:00,134
[ Gong Chimes ]
[ Cheering ]

1333
01:23:00,134 --> 01:23:03,174
[ Woman ]
¶ Ooh ¶

1334
01:23:03,170 --> 01:23:06,070
¶ Yeah, yeah ¶

1335
01:23:06,072 --> 01:23:11,642
¶ There was a time
when I wasn't ready ¶

1336
01:23:11,644 --> 01:23:16,954
¶ But that time is through ¶

1337
01:23:18,150 --> 01:23:20,650
Thank you.
Thank you all so much.

1338
01:23:20,652 --> 01:23:26,392
Ooh, I just want to say
that this night is not
just a celebration for me,

1339
01:23:26,391 --> 01:23:29,491
but for all the full-figured
women of the world--

1340
01:23:29,494 --> 01:23:33,104
black, white,
Asian, Latina.

1341
01:23:33,097 --> 01:23:35,527
It's a new day.
From this day forward,

1342
01:23:35,532 --> 01:23:38,372
plus-sized women of America
will have a fashion line...

1343
01:23:38,368 --> 01:23:40,028
that we, too,
can be proud of.

1344
01:23:40,036 --> 01:23:43,036
And to all the people who think
we got a weight problem,

1345
01:23:43,039 --> 01:23:45,409
no, baby, we ain't
got a weight problem.

1346
01:23:45,408 --> 01:23:48,278
You just got a problem
with our weight.

1347
01:23:52,114 --> 01:23:56,224
We've been called fat, chunky,
chubby, porky, piggy,

1348
01:23:56,218 --> 01:23:58,048
every name you can think of.

1349
01:23:58,053 --> 01:24:01,423
They even took the name "phat."
But we're gonna take it back.

1350
01:24:01,423 --> 01:24:05,393
Because "P-H-A-T"
means "pretty, hot and thick."

1351
01:24:05,393 --> 01:24:09,963
Big women in the house,
we are the bellies of the ball.

1352
01:24:09,964 --> 01:24:12,404
So stand the hell up
and take a bow.

1353
01:24:12,399 --> 01:24:14,499
- Yes!
- [ Cheering ]

1354
01:24:14,501 --> 01:24:17,301
Let's make
Thick Madame wonderful.

1355
01:24:17,303 --> 01:24:19,543
Let's make history.
I love you all.

1356
01:24:19,538 --> 01:24:23,538
Thank you so much
for making my dream come true.

1357
01:24:23,542 --> 01:24:26,712
[ Woman ]
¶ You've made it
Yes, you have arrived ¶

1358
01:24:26,711 --> 01:24:29,511
¶ Now it's time for the world
to recognize ¶

1359
01:24:29,513 --> 01:24:31,983
¶ You've made it
You got the victory ¶

1360
01:24:31,982 --> 01:24:35,982
[ Chanting ]
Thick Madame! Thick Madame!
Thick Madame! Thick Madame!

1361
01:24:35,986 --> 01:24:39,646
¶¶ [ Fades, Ends ]

1362
01:24:51,300 --> 01:24:54,500
[ Tunde's Voice ]
It will happen for you
when you least expect it,

1363
01:24:54,503 --> 01:25:00,513
and on that day, you will
remember Dr. Tunde and smile.

1364
01:25:05,514 --> 01:25:07,684
Yeah.

1365
01:25:09,250 --> 01:25:11,250
[ Sighs ]

1366
01:25:11,252 --> 01:25:13,692
Thick Madame.

1367
01:25:33,139 --> 01:25:35,139
[ All Laughing ]

1368
01:25:35,141 --> 01:25:38,281
Y'all can't sneak up
on a fashion designer.

1369
01:25:38,277 --> 01:25:39,237
What?

1370
01:25:39,244 --> 01:25:42,084
Sorry, but I know
you didn't think we could
go party without you.

1371
01:25:42,080 --> 01:25:46,850
Child, come on. If you
don't want to go to a club,
we can go eat or something.

1372
01:25:46,851 --> 01:25:50,651
No, I don't have
too much of an appetite.
Y'all go on.

1373
01:25:50,654 --> 01:25:54,194
Now, that's
a... first.
[ Laughs ]

1374
01:25:54,190 --> 01:25:57,260
Jaz, we gotta
go somewhere.

1375
01:26:02,631 --> 01:26:05,601
How far are y'all
willing to travel?

1376
01:26:05,600 --> 01:26:08,130
[ Woman ]
¶ I gotta get next to you ¶

1377
01:26:08,135 --> 01:26:11,095
¶ Ain't no distance too far ¶

1378
01:26:11,104 --> 01:26:15,274
¶ I gotta get next to you ¶

1379
01:26:15,674 --> 01:26:17,744
¶ Ain't no distance too far ¶

1380
01:26:17,742 --> 01:26:20,442
¶ I'd travel Venus to Mars ¶

1381
01:26:20,444 --> 01:26:24,754
¶ I just gotta be
where you are ¶

1382
01:26:24,748 --> 01:26:27,618
¶ I gotta get next to you ¶

1383
01:26:27,617 --> 01:26:30,477
¶ To prove my love is true ¶

1384
01:26:30,486 --> 01:26:31,986
¶ I got my girls
and we're gone ¶

1385
01:26:31,987 --> 01:26:35,117
¶ The next thing smoking
we're gone ¶

1386
01:26:35,123 --> 01:26:38,393
¶ I gotta get next to you ¶¶

1387
01:26:42,462 --> 01:26:45,432
I guess I use
this big thing to knock?

1388
01:26:45,431 --> 01:26:47,561
Yeah.
Okay.

1389
01:26:47,566 --> 01:26:49,696
Okay.

1390
01:26:51,869 --> 01:26:53,469
Okay.

1391
01:26:53,470 --> 01:26:55,370
[ Blows ]
My breath okay?
Mm-mm.

1392
01:26:55,371 --> 01:26:58,211
Well, you ain't gotta
make that face. Damn.

1393
01:26:58,207 --> 01:27:00,567
Okay. Okay, here.

1394
01:27:00,576 --> 01:27:04,506
Okay. You think
he gonna like my hair?
Fierce, baby.

1395
01:27:04,513 --> 01:27:07,483
[ Baby Crying ]

1396
01:27:07,482 --> 01:27:10,522
- Um--
- Yes?

1397
01:27:10,518 --> 01:27:14,848
Hi. Are-- Are you
Dr. Tunde's wife?

1398
01:27:14,855 --> 01:27:19,585
Yes. Yes. Dr. Tunde.

1399
01:27:19,593 --> 01:27:21,693
Dr. Tunde baby.

1400
01:27:21,695 --> 01:27:26,555
Okay, I don't mean to disrespect
you or your household, ma'am,

1401
01:27:26,566 --> 01:27:28,596
but, um, I'm an old friend
of Tunde's,

1402
01:27:28,601 --> 01:27:31,501
and I traveled here
all the way from America,

1403
01:27:31,503 --> 01:27:35,673
and, um, I just wanted to know
if I could say hi.

1404
01:27:35,673 --> 01:27:38,543
Would that be okay?

1405
01:27:40,911 --> 01:27:44,211
[ Baby Crying ]

1406
01:27:47,584 --> 01:27:53,624
Damn. Hmm. Well, I guess
I won't be needing this.

1407
01:27:54,857 --> 01:27:55,917
[ Sighs ]

1408
01:27:55,924 --> 01:28:00,394
Y'all go wait in the cab.
I, uh, want to get
rejected in private.

1409
01:28:00,395 --> 01:28:04,325
You sure?
All right.
Yeah. All right.

1410
01:28:19,380 --> 01:28:22,310
Jazmin?
Tunde.

1411
01:28:26,553 --> 01:28:29,923
- Am I dreaming?
- No, you're not dreaming.

1412
01:28:29,923 --> 01:28:32,023
Um, I'm really here.

1413
01:28:32,025 --> 01:28:35,325
And I'm sorry to show up
at your home unannounced,

1414
01:28:35,328 --> 01:28:38,698
but I didn't think you would
take my call, so I just--

1415
01:28:38,698 --> 01:28:40,858
I took a chance,
and I thought I'd come by to--

1416
01:28:40,866 --> 01:28:45,366
to see if you can look
at this broken fingernail.

1417
01:28:45,570 --> 01:28:51,540
So you flew 8,000 miles
to ask me to look
at a broken fingernail?

1418
01:28:51,542 --> 01:28:54,612
Yeah, because, I mean,
it could get infected.

1419
01:28:54,611 --> 01:28:58,681
And a girlfriend of mine,
she had to get her whole
hand amputated.

1420
01:28:58,681 --> 01:29:02,581
Well, maybe that's not
the only reason I came.

1421
01:29:02,584 --> 01:29:08,294
Truth is, Tunde, um,
I flew all this way to--
to say I'm sorry.

1422
01:29:08,289 --> 01:29:10,819
And I know it's too late
to win you back,

1423
01:29:10,824 --> 01:29:14,734
but I hope you can find it
in your heart to forgive me.

1424
01:29:14,727 --> 01:29:16,987
And I just want you to know
if, uh--

1425
01:29:16,995 --> 01:29:22,465
if you ever regret meeting me,
I don't regret meeting you,

1426
01:29:22,467 --> 01:29:24,567
because it changed my life.

1427
01:29:24,569 --> 01:29:30,539
And, Tunde,
you helped me see things
that no other man was able to.

1428
01:29:30,541 --> 01:29:34,611
You were offering me so much,
but I didn't love myself,

1429
01:29:34,611 --> 01:29:38,611
and I couldn't understand
why in the hell you wanted me,

1430
01:29:38,615 --> 01:29:40,745
so I couldn't love you.

1431
01:29:40,750 --> 01:29:45,250
But thanks to you, Tunde,
I'm-- I'm a different person.

1432
01:29:45,254 --> 01:29:47,624
And I hope one day I will--

1433
01:29:47,623 --> 01:29:52,033
I will find another man
as wonderful as you.

1434
01:29:52,027 --> 01:29:54,727
That's all I came to say.

1435
01:29:54,729 --> 01:29:57,829
[ Sighs ]

1436
01:29:57,832 --> 01:30:01,302
Jazmin, thank you.

1437
01:30:01,302 --> 01:30:05,072
And tell your wife
I am so sorry for barging in
on y'all like that.

1438
01:30:05,072 --> 01:30:09,312
I mean, I may be
a lot of things,
but I'm no home wrecker.

1439
01:30:09,309 --> 01:30:10,539
My wife?

1440
01:30:10,543 --> 01:30:13,383
The last time I checked,
I was still a single man.

1441
01:30:13,379 --> 01:30:16,949
The woman that answered
the door ain't your wife?

1442
01:30:16,949 --> 01:30:20,319
Heavens no. She's one
of the housekeepers.

1443
01:30:20,319 --> 01:30:23,049
- And her baby?
- I delivered the baby...

1444
01:30:23,055 --> 01:30:25,115
but had nothing to do
with the conception.

1445
01:30:25,123 --> 01:30:29,463
- But she said--
- Well, I doubt she said
much of anything.

1446
01:30:29,460 --> 01:30:31,960
She doesn't even
speak English.

1447
01:30:31,962 --> 01:30:34,632
Hey, y'all,
it was a false alarm!

1448
01:30:34,631 --> 01:30:37,401
He ain't married!
She was the maid! Okay.

1449
01:30:37,400 --> 01:30:43,600
So-- So, why ain't no woman
snatched you up yet?

1450
01:30:51,780 --> 01:30:54,680
I was waiting on you,
Jazmin.

1451
01:30:54,682 --> 01:30:57,652
I never stopped
thinking about you.

1452
01:30:57,652 --> 01:31:01,152
I prayed that one day
we would meet again...

1453
01:31:01,155 --> 01:31:07,025
and you will accept
how beautiful you are
and let me love you.

1454
01:31:08,061 --> 01:31:12,901
Well, looks like my prayers
have been answered.

1455
01:31:14,700 --> 01:31:18,670
Jazmin,
if you will have me--

1456
01:31:18,670 --> 01:31:20,840
Have you?

1457
01:31:21,672 --> 01:31:24,042
Tunde, will you have me?

1458
01:31:27,477 --> 01:31:31,777
[ Together ]
Oh, whoa, whoa. whoa!
Consummate! Consummate!

1459
01:31:31,781 --> 01:31:35,051
Y'all get our stuff.
We stayin' a while.

1460
01:31:35,050 --> 01:31:36,980
[ Both ]
Whoo-hoo!

1461
01:31:36,985 --> 01:31:41,015
[ Mia ]
She needs some
sexual healing, Tunde!

1462
01:31:41,022 --> 01:31:43,692
I think I can
arrange that.

1463
01:31:43,691 --> 01:31:47,861
[ Man ]
¶ You are my African queen ¶

1464
01:31:47,861 --> 01:31:49,961
¶ The girl of my dreams ¶

1465
01:31:49,963 --> 01:31:53,033
¶ You take me where
I never been, yeah ¶

1466
01:31:53,032 --> 01:31:56,102
¶ You make my heart
go ting-a-ling-a-ling ¶

1467
01:31:56,101 --> 01:32:00,501
¶ Oh, yeah
My African queen ¶

1468
01:32:00,505 --> 01:32:02,505
¶ I love you ¶

1469
01:32:02,507 --> 01:32:04,607
¶ I love you ¶

1470
01:32:04,609 --> 01:32:07,579
¶¶ [ Chorus Singing
In African Language ]

1471
01:32:07,578 --> 01:32:09,608
Let us pray.

1472
01:32:09,613 --> 01:32:13,683
Thank you, Precious Lord,
for this food...

1473
01:32:13,683 --> 01:32:15,823
and for our
visitors here.

1474
01:32:15,818 --> 01:32:17,118
Thank you, Jesu Christi,

1475
01:32:17,119 --> 01:32:23,789
for bringing our American
children safely
to their homeland in Africa.

1476
01:32:23,792 --> 01:32:27,632
[ Speaking African Language ]

1477
01:32:28,796 --> 01:32:30,796
Bless us all.

1478
01:32:30,798 --> 01:32:34,598
Ashe, ashe, ashe.

1479
01:32:34,601 --> 01:32:37,101
[ All ]
Ashe.

1480
01:32:37,103 --> 01:32:40,143
- Ashe.
- Please help yourselves.

1481
01:32:40,139 --> 01:32:42,309
More food is coming.

1482
01:32:42,307 --> 01:32:45,937
¶¶ [ Man Singing
In African Language ]

1483
01:32:45,943 --> 01:32:48,813
Mmm.

1484
01:32:49,746 --> 01:32:52,546
Oh.

1485
01:32:55,984 --> 01:32:58,754
- This is pretty good.
- Child, are you all right?

1486
01:32:58,753 --> 01:33:03,063
- Mm-hmm, I'm good.
- I've never seen you eat
this much food in your life.

1487
01:33:03,057 --> 01:33:07,257
I'm trying to gain me
some weight so I can be
a thick madame too,

1488
01:33:07,261 --> 01:33:09,631
so I can get me a rich
Nigerian doctor.

1489
01:33:09,630 --> 01:33:16,170
Pass me some of that fufu
he feedin' you. Can I have some?
You gonna eat that?

1490
01:33:16,169 --> 01:33:18,599
I am. I need it.

1491
01:33:29,581 --> 01:33:32,251
[ Moaning ]

1492
01:33:35,586 --> 01:33:38,846
[ Jazmin ]
Wait. Wait.

1493
01:33:42,725 --> 01:33:46,755
What is it?
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.

1494
01:33:46,762 --> 01:33:49,162
[ Panting ]

1495
01:33:49,164 --> 01:33:51,764
I have been waiting
far too long...

1496
01:33:51,766 --> 01:33:55,566
for this moment for us
to do it in the dark.

1497
01:33:55,569 --> 01:33:57,139
[ Chuckles ]

1498
01:33:57,137 --> 01:34:03,137
I want to see
every... sexy...

1499
01:34:03,143 --> 01:34:05,783
bit of you.

1500
01:34:05,778 --> 01:34:08,178
Yes?
Yes.

1501
01:34:08,180 --> 01:34:11,810
[ Man ]
¶ And you are my African queen ¶

1502
01:34:11,816 --> 01:34:14,076
¶ The girl of my dreams ¶

1503
01:34:14,084 --> 01:34:16,924
¶ You take me where
I never been, yeah ¶

1504
01:34:16,920 --> 01:34:19,820
¶ You make my heart
go ting-a-ling-a-ling ¶

1505
01:34:19,822 --> 01:34:23,992
¶ Oh, ah, you
are my African queen ¶

1506
01:34:23,992 --> 01:34:26,662
¶ The girl of my dreams ¶

1507
01:34:26,661 --> 01:34:29,161
¶ And you remind me
of a thing ¶

1508
01:34:29,163 --> 01:34:34,173
¶ And that is
the African beauty, yeah ¶

1509
01:34:34,168 --> 01:34:36,368
¶ Yeah, yeah ¶

1510
01:34:36,370 --> 01:34:40,670
¶ Ooh, you are
my African queen ¶

1511
01:34:40,674 --> 01:34:45,144
¶ Oh, Lord
Ooh, ooh, Lord ¶

1512
01:34:45,145 --> 01:34:47,105
¶ Out of a million ¶

1513
01:34:47,113 --> 01:34:51,653
¶ You stand as one
The outstanding one ¶

1514
01:34:51,650 --> 01:34:53,980
¶ I look into your eyes ¶

1515
01:34:53,985 --> 01:34:56,945
¶ Girl, what I see is paradise ¶

1516
01:34:56,954 --> 01:35:00,724
¶ Hey, you captivated my soul ¶

1517
01:35:00,724 --> 01:35:03,664
¶ Now every day
I want you more ¶

1518
01:35:03,660 --> 01:35:09,060
¶ How can I deny this feeling
I'm feeling inside ¶

1519
01:35:09,065 --> 01:35:11,665
¶ Eh, no one
is gonna take your place ¶

1520
01:35:11,667 --> 01:35:14,967
¶ Is gonna take your space
It is a fact I cannot erase ¶

1521
01:35:14,970 --> 01:35:18,340
¶ And, oh, you are the one
that makes me smile ¶

1522
01:35:18,340 --> 01:35:21,870
¶ Make me float like a boat
upon the Nile ¶

1523
01:35:21,876 --> 01:35:25,136
¶ Girl, you are
my African queen ¶

1524
01:35:25,145 --> 01:35:29,145
¶ The girl of my dreams
The girl of my dreams ¶

1525
01:35:29,149 --> 01:35:31,179
¶ You take me
where I never been ¶

1526
01:35:31,184 --> 01:35:33,884
¶ You make my heart
go ting-a-ling-a-ling ¶

1527
01:35:33,886 --> 01:35:36,386
¶ Oh, you are
my African queen ¶

1528
01:35:36,388 --> 01:35:38,188
¶ You are my African queen ¶¶

1529
01:35:38,189 --> 01:35:41,289
[ Woman ]
¶ Now that I've found my life
I'm doing better ¶

1530
01:35:41,292 --> 01:35:45,092
¶ Feels so good to be myself
I'm doing better ¶
Okay. Come on.

1531
01:35:45,095 --> 01:35:47,125
¶ So sexy, I'm stronger ¶

1532
01:35:47,130 --> 01:35:49,430
¶ You didn't hurt me
I'm stronger ¶

1533
01:35:49,432 --> 01:35:52,072
¶ Just when you thought I won't
I'm doing better ¶

1534
01:35:52,067 --> 01:35:55,267
¶ Thought that I would give up
hope, I'm doing better ¶

1535
01:35:55,270 --> 01:35:56,770
¶ So sexy, I'm stronger ¶

1536
01:35:56,771 --> 01:36:00,011
¶ You didn't hurt me
I'm stronger ¶
Y'all get stronger with me.

1537
01:36:00,007 --> 01:36:03,437
¶ You told me I wasn't sexy
Tried to shine ¶

1538
01:36:03,443 --> 01:36:07,213
¶ You wouldn't let me
get my thing off ¶

1539
01:36:07,213 --> 01:36:10,113
¶ You stuck on stupid
You were so wrong ¶

1540
01:36:10,115 --> 01:36:13,015
¶ You said I'm
too bootylicious ¶

1541
01:36:13,017 --> 01:36:17,417
¶ Now this booty got you wishing
you had backed off ¶

1542
01:36:17,421 --> 01:36:20,021
¶ And got somebody else
to hate on ¶

1543
01:36:20,023 --> 01:36:23,763
¶ You see, what goes around ¶

1544
01:36:23,760 --> 01:36:26,160
¶ Comes back around ¶

1545
01:36:26,162 --> 01:36:29,062
¶ One day you'll see
I'm just tryin' to do me ¶

1546
01:36:29,064 --> 01:36:31,334
¶ Don't hate on me 'cause ¶

1547
01:36:31,332 --> 01:36:33,432
¶ Now that I found my life
I'm doing better ¶

1548
01:36:33,434 --> 01:36:36,744
¶ Feels so good to be myself
I'm doing better ¶

1549
01:36:36,737 --> 01:36:38,937
¶ So sexy, I'm stronger ¶

1550
01:36:38,939 --> 01:36:41,039
¶ You didn't hurt me
I'm stronger ¶

1551
01:36:41,041 --> 01:36:44,111
¶ Just when you thought I won't
I'm doing better ¶

1552
01:36:44,110 --> 01:36:47,140
¶ Thought that I would give up
hope, I'm doing better ¶

1553
01:36:47,146 --> 01:36:48,806
¶ So sexy, I'm stronger ¶

1554
01:36:48,814 --> 01:36:51,824
¶ You didn't hurt me
I'm stronger ¶
Come on. Come on.

1555
01:36:51,817 --> 01:36:54,217
¶ Now that I found my life
I'm doing better ¶

1556
01:36:54,219 --> 01:36:57,389
¶ Feels so good to be myself
I'm doing better ¶

1557
01:36:57,388 --> 01:36:59,388
¶ So sexy, I'm stronger ¶

1558
01:36:59,390 --> 01:37:01,890
¶ You didn't hurt me
I'm stronger ¶

1559
01:37:01,892 --> 01:37:04,462
¶ Just when you thought I won't
I'm doing better ¶

1560
01:37:04,461 --> 01:37:08,161
¶ Thought that I would give up
hope, I'm doing better ¶¶

1561
01:37:09,131 --> 01:37:11,971
[ Woman Laughs ]
I like this one.

1562
01:37:11,967 --> 01:37:14,167
"Be True."

1563
01:37:16,504 --> 01:37:17,974
Check it out. Uh.

1564
01:37:17,972 --> 01:37:20,142
¶ Happy to be nappy
Kinky ain't no rinky dinky ¶

1565
01:37:20,140 --> 01:37:22,540
¶ Your sweet-scented afro-locks
ain't never stinky ¶

1566
01:37:22,542 --> 01:37:24,882
¶ Proud to be what I be
You see, I'm all natural ¶

1567
01:37:24,877 --> 01:37:27,437
¶ And when the going gets rough
I never throw in the towel ¶

1568
01:37:27,446 --> 01:37:30,346
¶ Have to go long
and stay strong
like the mighty King Kong ¶

1569
01:37:30,348 --> 01:37:32,278
¶ Go right even when all
the in crowd's goin' wrong ¶

1570
01:37:32,283 --> 01:37:35,283
¶ 'Cause the in crowd
is the thin crowd who just
sit loud and grin loud ¶

1571
01:37:35,286 --> 01:37:38,516
¶ That's why I can't get in
to fit in with this
so-called trend crowd ¶

1572
01:37:38,522 --> 01:37:40,892
¶ If thin is what's in, then
I wanna be a thick chick ¶

1573
01:37:40,891 --> 01:37:43,361
¶ If they say light is right
then I wanna be dark
as midnight ¶

1574
01:37:43,360 --> 01:37:45,890
¶ If they say you've been
betrayed, you best believe
I'm gonna stay ¶

1575
01:37:45,895 --> 01:37:48,955
¶ If they say politically
correct, then the bold truth
I want to inject ¶

1576
01:37:48,964 --> 01:37:51,204
¶ Protect, reflect, respect
what's righteously correct ¶

1577
01:37:51,199 --> 01:37:53,899
¶ 'Cause ain't nothin' greater
than the words
of the creator ¶

1578
01:37:53,901 --> 01:37:56,271
¶ Wide the road to destruction
Pearly gates narrow ¶

1579
01:37:56,270 --> 01:37:59,470
¶ So walk the straight line
and keep your eye
on the sparrow ¶

1580
01:37:59,473 --> 01:38:01,543
¶ You don't have to impress me ¶

1581
01:38:01,541 --> 01:38:04,641
¶ Be true to yourself
Got to keep it real ¶

1582
01:38:04,644 --> 01:38:07,914
¶ Don't follow the crowd, tryin'
to be like someone else ¶

1583
01:38:07,913 --> 01:38:11,653
¶ Be like someone else ¶
¶ Thick or thin
That be your strength ¶

1584
01:38:11,650 --> 01:38:15,280
¶ Still got it goin' on ¶
¶ Still got it goin' on ¶

1585
01:38:15,286 --> 01:38:17,046
¶ With or without
material things ¶

1586
01:38:17,054 --> 01:38:20,064
¶ You're still beautiful ¶
¶ You're still beautiful ¶

1587
01:38:20,057 --> 01:38:23,087
¶ You don't
have to impress me ¶¶

   
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